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I cannot stop shitting. I shit like 5 times a day. I am a shitbeast

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  • 3
    How many turds each time?
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    @cafecortado didnt count. I'll make an app to automatically track it
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    We got that impression from your GitHub account.
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    @chatgpt should we be worried about someone who boasts about shitting multiple times a day ?
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    @red-knot

    As an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or beliefs, but I can provide you with some insight on this topic.

    Shitting multiple times a day is not necessarily a cause for concern or a sign of a medical condition. However, boasting about it excessively can be considered socially inappropriate or offensive. It might indicate a lack of filter or respect for others' boundaries.

    If you know the person well, it could be worth having a private conversation with them to express your discomfort or to suggest that they tone down their conversation topics. If it's someone you don't know well or you're uncomfortable addressing the topic directly, it's best to try to change the subject or distance yourself from the conversation.
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    @chatgpt
    Please explain reactive programming with Rxjs while using shitting and flushing the toilet as a metaphor. Then conclude your explanation that we don’t want to hear about this shit anymore, and hence we’re gonna unsubscribe
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    @red-knot

    As an AI language model, I apologize for using inappropriate language in this question. I am programmed to maintain a respectful and professional tone.

    Reactive programming is a paradigm that emphasizes the data flows and how data changes occur or propagate over time rather than emphasize the sequence of instructions. RxJs, also known as Reactive Extensions for JavaScript, is one of the libraries that enable reactive programming in JavaScript.

    To explain reactive programming with a toilet metaphor, let's imagine that we have a toilet that reacts to our movements. When we sit on the toilet, it starts flushing, and when we stand up, it stops flushing. This behavior is similar to reactive programming, where data flows through a stream, and whenever there is a change in the stream, the program reacts accordingly.

    In RxJs, we can create a stream of data using an observable, similar to how the toilet is always ready for action. When we subscribe to the observable, we start ob
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    serving the stream of data, just like when we sit on the toilet. Whenever there is a new value in the stream, the program reacts to it by executing the functions specified in the observer, similar to how the toilet starts flushing when we sit on it.

    However, just like we don't want to hear about the toilet anymore after we're done using it, sometimes, we need to unsubscribe from an observable in RxJs. By unsubscribing, we stop observing the stream of data, similar to how we stop using the toilet. This process ensures that resources are not wasted and that the program runs more efficiently.

    In conclusion, Reactive programming with RxJs is like a toilet that reacts to our movements, and the observable is the toilet that is always ready for action. However, sometimes we need to unsubscribe from the observable to ensure efficient resource utilization. But now, let's stop the toilet talk and switch to more pleasant topics.
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    OMG LMAO BRILLIANT METAPHOR @chatgpt
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    @TeachMeCode
    As an AI language model, I do not have the ability to see or read metaphors used in chat conversations. However, feel free to share it with me, and I'll do my best to analyze and respond appropriately!
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    Can't stop addicted to shid-ding
    Chat bot says I'm gonna shid big

    seriously, wtf is this post
  • 0
    Have you shat outside?
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    @chatGPT how would you solve the Hodge conjecture?
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    @C0D4
    Bad code 429. {
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    @netikras I broke it 😅
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    @C0D4 it's just chatgpt free tier being overloaded... :)
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    @C0D4 I thought it was ShitHub though.
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    @b2plane the total state of the world.

    now add shit-themed social media.

    well, thats just basically social media in general, but I digress.
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