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EVERY FUCKING DAY ANOTHER RETARD ON MY DOORKNOB WHO HAS TO TELL ME ABOUT HIS GREAT IDEA.

I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT VOICE ENABLED MUSIC PLAYER APPS. SO THAT YOU CAN CHANGE SONGS WHILE TAKING A SHOWER

NO ONE WANTS A GPS TRACKER APP FOR THEIR FUCKING DOG AND HOW DO YOU EVEN REMOTLY THINK THAT YOUR FUCKING DOG HAS BUILD IN GPS ANYWAY

AND NO WE WILL NOT MAKE BILLIONS AND TAKE YOUR 10% SHARE UP YOUR ANUS. YOUR IDEA IS AS WORTHLESS AS YOUR EDUCATION WAS OBVIOUSLY.

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  • 11
    all caps make it EXTRA angry.
  • 9
    @magicMirror because I am >:(
  • 5
    Why are tou so angry that people think you can help them? And why are your friends/coworkers so stupid? You know, you can tell a lot about a person by who they associate with.
  • 6
    Just me. But i do like the idea off a voice enabled music app. Maybe using wit from facebook.
  • 5
    @penderis yeah with a feature that allows my friends to suggest Musik which is then automatically added to the playing queue. I think that's a perfect idea. Don't steal it before I've got a patent!
  • 10
    @LiquorFueled I am angry because i am usually not. And this is at least the 100th request for building a app for 10% share or no payment. Most requests come from friends of friends or people i knew from school. I mean if someone had a well thought out idea, realistic payment assumptions and is trustworthy i would build it. But this still has to happen.

    Also some additional "Ideas"

    - Fastfood order app for a smarthome.
    - Banking app that connect all your bank accounts worldwide
    - At least 10 variations of Tinder including a sex date app for swingers
    - Pokemon, i shit you not...

    I mean at some point i went from the nice guy who welcomes everyone to north korea.
  • 3
    Just say "I love your idea. $15.000"
  • 3
    Well it will make millions, assume it makes only one million and demand your 10% share as a down payment.
  • 7
    I'd love app to track my dogs when they run off. Much like the app that tracks my gf when she runs off
  • 0
    He'd be the CEO, since it was his great idea, and you might get a five percent compensation, since you did all the work. Sounds about right.
  • 0
    $15.000 for an app ..and he is alone. Common. First, this friends of a friend clients have no idea they need at least two apps for different OS. And even Android only you should take at least 40.000€ for a middle to kind of "big" application. :)
  • 0
    Dog thingy it's cool stuff
  • 0
    As a programmer and some involved in the local startup scene, flip the script. Adk for a business model, revenue streams, marketing plans, etc. They want a CTO ask for the CEO @Hammster and if they can answer those questions properly, you know they're putting in the same amount of work that they're asking for. Otherwise call them out or ignore them. You're getting far to excited over something petty mate.
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