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If realdonaldtrump were in devRant.... what kind of rants would he post?

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  • 11
    no politics on devRant please
  • 6
    IF YOU ELECT ME AS PRESIDENT OF DEVRANT WE WILL MAKE DEVRANT GREAT AGAIN!!!

    WE'RE GOING TO START BY BUILDING A YUGE WALL TO KEEP OUT THE PMS AND MUGGLES!!!

    THEN WE CAN... uhm.... YOU THERE! FIRED!!!
  • 1
    @heyheni o right...I was just thinking what kind of dumb things he'd if he were on devRant
  • 0
    @juli14159 he took my idea... or I took his... repost then I guess
  • 8
    Arrays start at 1
  • 2
    @b3b3 arrays what that? Oh "a raise"! Learn to spell! And that's why you can't have one!

    (I'm kinda thinking maybe should register as realdonaldttump) and see how many downvotes I can get.
  • 1
    And I will build a firewall and it will be the best firewall. But we will have to open ports in the firewall so the viruses won't won't destroy any data when the unload their payload.
  • 1
    He won't go here, this is for people who do real work.

    He will join a manager community with other people who had rich parents and then they complain how the world does not show enough respect for being able to become rich with only millions of start capital and daddys connections.

    I think they call it golf club.
  • 4
    I mean Wix is amazing! You want a website? Poof. Like magic. And it's free. I could drag and drop. Hand to God.
  • 1
    YOU -
    *hand motion*
    YOU SHOULD NEVER GIVE UP LINUX FOR WINDOWS.
    IT MAY BE THE WORST DEAL IN THE HISTORY OF TRADE DEALS, MAYBE EVER.
    PLUS, WE WILL MAKE A WALL. JUST LIKE THE ONE IN CHINA - THE FIREWALL IN CHINA. WE SHALL BAN PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR IPS, TRYING TO SMUGGLE BUGS ACROSS THE INTERNET.
  • 3
    @realdonaldtrump And who is going to pay for the firewall?
  • 2
    @cafecortado ...uhm... uhh..... the Russians!!! Yea yea... I have a great great plan. It's going to be amazing. In fact they'll pay us for the honor of building it for us.

    This is going to be better than the Mexican wall!! It's going be a YUGE success!!!

    Trust Me 😉😉😉
  • 2
    Let's make an AI that uses his language, and then have it be a twitter bot
  • 1
    @iSwimInTheC we can make a general AI system that uses a person's tweets to train each bot!

    ImpersonationBot: Who would you like to talk to today?
  • 0
    @realdonaldtrump seems I finally meet my competition for the 2020 elections
  • 1
    @jpichardo you can have the office, the government will be bankrupt after funding all my golf and business trips for the next 3.5 yrs.
  • 1
    This codebase is going to be HUGEEE and I’m going to make India pay for it
  • 0
    @watzon a bit too far :)

    I posted the instructions in a diff rant this morning.
  • 0
    @billgates hahaha. I couldn’t help commenting here though
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