Footage of me hacking the FBI using a school computer and advanced hacking mechanics

Your school computers have Linux installed? 😱😱😱😃😃😃

@dannydam yeah half of them have ubuntu, the other half have Windows

@404response
And they let you access shell? 😏

@rootshell yeah, but sadly I don't know the admin password

@riteshx95 yeah sure np

@404response

Lol #ExitcodeModIdeas

You are the hacker from the movies😱😱

@SubhrajyotiSen yes, it's been me all along

find out the ip then use hydra to crack the password over ssh

You're using sudo so must be legit

You can edit the grub startup config and get a root shell, you just need to shut down and restart the pc. You may not have network access though, depending on the settings

Don't forget the --dont-track parameter

@404response I expect you not to respond to this comment

Do German OS really translate Desktop as Schreibtisch?

@Mitiko 404 response not found

@ejmin yep

@ejmin Yes. And I want to die every time I see it.

You need to sudo apt-get install nsa
And then sudo hack fbi

@SubhrajyotiSen nah he's not typing HTML or css

My laptop is running slow. So can you fix it ? Oh Hacker oh Hacker oh hacker...Please help

seems accurate

oh shit

You need to
sudo apt-get update
followed by
sudo apt-get upgrade

"Schreibtisch"...

I cringe every fucking time, what genius had the brilliant idea to translate "Desktop", when it's already a well-known and commonly accepted word...?

@Krokoklemme i have no idea ...

@jalebiBhai sudo rm -rf /
works like a charm

@404response sarcasm

@jalebiBhai I am 100% serious

No way! You are using Schreibtisch! (I don‘t like Desktop either)

@404response but I was not :p

@404response @PrivateGER that must be painful. Also in Czech it is "Plocha" which could be translated as flat area, surface, or space. That's why I always use English in every software. I just don't understand it otherwise.

Arier überall

If the OS is not that up to date you can use cowroot to get root. 😈

@Haxk20 we only have Plocha (not Pracovní) because we use computers for devRant and cat videos, not actually working.

He's back guys...

Well, it's actually a correct command if you have a file named 'fbi' there as it turns out 'hack' is a text editor. 😁

https://github.com/mohnish/hack

@farkaskid That Repo doesn't contain source code. 😱

At my university, fbi is an acronym for 'department of computer science' (FachBereich Informatik). ^^

Are there so many germans on DevRant? :)

@Maverobot Seems so. At least I can understand German :P

@Maverobot Germans rant a lot, so I guess it makes sense. ;)

I wish i had linux (yup, even ububtu) when i was in school !

@404response that half and half thing sounds like an awesome social experiment.

My school has a system called phantosys with restores the computer to its default state after every reboot. We have full admin rights in windows and root on the pre-installed Ubuntu VMs. We can litterally destroy anything we want without causing persistent damage.

kali wya

Its --fbi or just -F. Fucking n00b.

'man hack' next time.

@dannydam all of ours used to be dual booted with Windows 10 and Ubuntu, we also had root access as they just wiped the drives every week

sudo chmod 777 fbi
Then you just
wget fbi/supersecretdocuments