It's not a bug if you write shit code to start off with!

Mandatory GDPR Joke 😂😂😂

Just developer things ...

Source - Kaggle Cannabis Dataset

Internship Day 3 (Friday) : God of Rants has blessed me!

Internship Day 2: Spent almost an hour debugging an error in Dockerfile. Turns out I wrote the name of a bash script wrong.
*facepalm*

Internship Day 1: Didn't burn down anything yet!

Starting off with my internship today with a very passionate bunch of people! Relatively new but experienced startup. Wish me luck! 🙂
For a change it's a paid internship
(At most of the companies in India we have unpaid internship :/ )

Frameworks Frameworks everywhere (:

!rant
Stake in a Start-up

I have two of my friends who have planned on a start-up. These guys are engineers but have no coding expertise. How much stake should I ask for?

P.S: I've studied the market as well as the proposal and have planned on working on it.

Where do Database Administrators hangout ?

I binge watch Silicon Valley whenever I want some inspiration. This is what i observed today! FML INTERNET EXPLORER!

Got the first payment from my client! Cheers 🍻

Programmers -- Civilization depends on us in ways it doesn't understand. In ways we don't yet understand.

Great article on Ethics of Programmers...

http://businessinsider.in/Programme...

Me: So here's the completed website.

Client: *goes to Google and searches for media agencies india* What the hell is this ? I was told that my name would come on the first page in Google.

Me: Sir, we had quoted to build SEO friendly pages and not for doing SEO.

Client: This is fraud. How the hell could you cheat me by using these technical words. I want my name on the first page in Google.

Me: *types companyname.com in Google* Here Sir, your website is on the first page in Google.

Client: I very well know fraudsters like you. If I wouldn't have checked it then you'd have charged me for this later on. Here's your cheque.

Worst part of being a dev is handling less techy people than you 😫

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Just learnt Node JS a week back for a personal project. Started working on it and had to get hospitalized for Dengue. Feeling like a helpless non tech guy without my laptop 😓

Seems legit! 😂😂😂

This cracks me up every time 😂😂

almost always the case here in India while freelancing 😢

Such a kind virus 😂😂😂

That moment when I start a web development company and looking for new clients 😓

programming like a boss 😏

That frustrating moment when you have an excellent app idea but a similar app already exists with over 50,000 downloads 😭😭😭