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3

farkaskid

388

7y

'pie is ready'
5

htlr

5228

7y

Use express.js 😂😂😂
12

gitpush

32687

7y

XCode no longer exist
5

sam9669

25127

7y

@Lahsen2016 everyday ?

Also for the meme
"NSA has been nuked"
4

codepoet

3541

7y

"They have a net to catch you down there"
11

dontPanic

9758

7y

"it compiled!"
4

davide

2491

7y

The customer has accepted our version
2

Pauly69

63

7y

"We are switching development Stacks!"
9

lindows

645

7y

Microsoft open sourced Windows.
2

krister-alm

518

7y

Java is dead
4

goodBoiBadDev

4041

7y

Windows had finished booting
3

goodBoiBadDev

4041

7y

Windows updates has been disabled
3

simulate

2867

7y

"C++17 is released"
cant wait 😶😶
4

sarcasm-fairy

5994

7y

Gradle build finished
13

ILikeSushiRolls

866

7y

"Someone commented on your rant"
7

corjaantje

4850

7y

Your Devrant duck came in the mail!
2

Eqb8

1461

7y

"There's pizza left"
3

infinite-lifes

196

7y

I found the staircase to the roof.
1

GarreauArthur

2382

7y

Floor is lava
1

mlamboms

465

7y

I have a most recent db backup. It's busy restoring... so chill dude!!
0

Kingfisher

24

7y

Umm, I have cookies
3

devnope

571

7y

They dropped SystemD.
1

Alfer

556

7y

"windows phone is dead"
1

false

83

7y

node_modules are better now
1

Hundeklemmen

196

7y

Your devduck arrived
4

Stejk

330

7y

You need to commit changes!
3

linuxxx

146736

7y

Google and Facebook quit!
1

PacRat

4022

7y

Zuckerburg and the whole of google was exposed
0

Seshpenguin

871

7y

Stallman is our new glorious leader
1

ScriptCoded

19289

7y

They just released CSS4!
1

Pizza

3545

7y

The client died in a terrible accident
0

earl

128

7y

Hell is full of undebuggable spaghetti codes!
1

athlon

17413

7y

Windows finished installing the updates!
0

CharlesVernon

84

7y

"Jump jnto this black void instead"
1

IAmNotARobot

3405

7y

Here is an IntelliJ license, you can delete that shitty Eclipse now.
0

Seshpenguin

871

7y

@rc5-asdf lol :P
1

LinusCDE

3037

7y

"Your code is working."
I saw this before.
2

Froot

7598

7y

PHP finally died!
3

petru

798

7y

It was a typo!
1

Drillan767

8565

7y

"The client called, he says that Drupal isn't a good idea"
6

github

9616

7y

"A lady developer came looking for your help"
"You just got promoted"
"You are getting 4 27" 4k monitors"
"DevRant is distributing free swags to everyone alive"
1

goodBoiBadDev

4041

7y

"iPhone launch wa adjust a troll"
3

WildOrangutan

2658

7y

"It's Friday" :)
1

BadFox

2359

7y

"You no longer have to make it work on IE."
1

meretan

1138

7y

"Our sales team will no longer sell impossible features."
1

nothappy

7379

6y

"WordPress doesn't exist anymore"
1

Mitiko

6375

6y

Net neutrality is still a thing
1

sbin

2019

6y

Html is now officially declared as programming language
1

LinusCDE

3037

6y

@sbin And suddenly he jumps into death.

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