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Search - "almost better than sex... almost"
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K guys... Don't expect to hear much from me for a few days...
Not like jase. It's just....
I upgraded my CNC last night with "real" steppers (only need one more for Z)
I just got my 3D printer and have a puzzle to mount...
First pieces I'll do (after tests and learning curve) are pieces for my third CNC lol2 -
For reasons I won't disclose, I am just switching off reality in a pretty hardcore way.
Hours, and I mean almost half the fucking day, spent soloing my own TTRPG. It's actually the most fun I've had in years, I think I'm becoming slightly addicted. Dude, I have an abyss of grimdark lore, it's fucking crazy. I'm just bending the space-time continuum with my sorcerous ways, turns out the piece of shit $2 mechanics I designed are so flexible the game simply takes no effort to enjoy.
Anyway, I don't feel bad for this specifically. I do my daily work hours so I'm at peace, and allow myself to just do what I want to do.
Everything else is what gets me down. Fucking shit, man. I'd be ashamed of complaning, as I have it very good. I like my job and I like my game too. No problems there.
But the fact that I cannot go anywhere beyond those two things does raise little bit of an alarm, buried somewhere deep beneath the hundred tomes of forbidden spells I'm collecting on the alcove, down by my quarters on the cursed tower.
Tomorrow night, I'm going on more mystical adventures together with my vampire homegirl. She's a total boss. I was at 1 HP with both my fucking legs broken and no mana, just sitting on the sidelines trying not to die, while she fended off an inquisitor two times her level, all by herself. I know she's a fictional character but I said thank you for real a couple times, just to be nice, as she totally saved my arcane ass.
Now, you get me, right? It's escapism, and I'm great at it, a little bit too much. Honestly, once I'm done with my responsibilities for the day, I just don't feel like doing much of anything else, and I'm not crazy enough (yet) to not notice the downside, that being, no fucking life outside of working and locking myself up inside dark fantasy wonderland.
I suppose this is my roundabout way to say this better than sex, but I don't know if you would understand the sentiment.
Anyway, shutting off reality again in twelve or so hours, can't fucking wait.5 -
finally, it has happened.
i fucked a new girl.
after 6-7 painful months of searching for a new girl to fuck, I've finally done it.
i got my "revenge sex" on my whore blonde ex.
in fact this isnt even over. this is just the beginning.
aside from this, as a Man, i can finally proudly say, that my body count now has DOUBLE DIGITS.
🫵💪💪💪
i learned so much about these whores. the more i learn about whores (women) the more i just want to get rich and marry my bmw no cap.
this new girl was super sweet and nice.
however our sex was terrible. this might be the worst sex ive ever had with a bitch
this new bitch:
- doesnt know how to kiss
- doesnt want to take her bra off
- doesnt want to take socks off
- doesnt want to blowjob me (tf?)
- doesnt wanna fck without condom
- is fat as FUCK, but looked just fine on photos, has a cute face but fat body
- has EXTREMELY, hairy pussy, so disgusting that i almost vomited
- her pussy STINKS LIKE HELL! JFC!
- she got her period and didnt tell me, so i had to fuck her with blood
cant make this shit up! i got the worst of the worst BUT i dont complain cause the primary mission objective was to get revenge sex on my blonde whore ex and just fuck any other girl desperately and for that, mission accomplished
i feel so much better now. the damage i have planned to cause to my whore blonde ex, will be of at least x10 higher than the damage she caused to me by cheating for 2+ years.10