PM: Please get this done by tomorrow. It's just a small change.
Dev: No its not that simple.
PM: Why is it not simple? Please explain so I can understand.
Dev after a hard thought finally explains: blah blah blah
PM: Well, we have promised the client so please do this by tomorrow, thanks.
Dev: *bangwall

Your variable's name so long the IDE gave up auto completing it.

What companies think they're hiring for - software engineers. Actually they're looking for unicorn duct tapers.

as a follow-up to @green-portals zombie apokalypse question.
apokalypse happened, most of humankind faded, the global economy, logistics and infrastructure collapsed, nature however seems to be okay with it. there's no electrical power available (let's say nuclear plants are fine nevertheless)
you're one of the survivors living in the post-apokalypse era, finding yourself in a settlement where technology level has fallen back to medieval times (people lack knowledge AND material supplies). The outside world is dangerous, due to human raiders and extremely violent groupings, as well as environmental hazards. what do you do for a living?
is there a place for a software engineer in this new medieval world?

Is it common to have CTO who don't know shit and yet gets to make the call? What can be done to prevent this imbalance at work?

When is LinkedIn so slow and janky? Facebook as well sometimes tho LinkedIn is the worse.

What’s the best resource to learn macOS development? Am thinking of creating a simple tool that has great aesthetic and easy to use.

Coming from web development background.

Who should be setting the versioning and features it should come along with? The dev team or perhaps the product manager?