Would you guys consider Maths a programming language?

So I'm in a meeting with the Company director where I'm contracting for a few months. She is explaining the company history, goals etc. I can feel my eyes drooping, my head tilting and my body sloooowly sliding of my chair. Im literally fighting to stay awake. She is about to explode and go crazy BUT the business manager flies in explains to her that I have a medical condition known as narcolepsy...meaning I could be half way through a conversation and I fall asleep and it's not anything more than that

....When she said my name is thought to myself yep I'm outta here...

I had an idea for code while half asleep, simply ssh'd in my pc and used vim. Thanks Microsoft for finally putting freakin ssh in.
Could've happened years ago. I know I can install it but it should be clear im freakin lazy.