Looking to sharpen and pursue a SysAdmin/DevOps career, looking at online job offers to get the big picture of required skills and I say FUCK. It would take me a lifetime.
Azure, AWS, Google cloud platform.
CD tools: Ansible, Chef or Puppet
Scripting ninja with Python/Node and Shell/Power shell.
Linux & Windows administration
Mongo, MySQL and their relatives.
Networking, troubleshooting failure in disturbed systems
Familiarity with different stacks. Fuck. (Apache, nginx, etc..)
Monitoring infrastructure ( nagios, datadog .. )
CI tools: jenkins, maven, etc..
DB versioning: liquibase, flyway etc.
FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Are they looking for Voltron? FUCK YOU FROM THE DEEPEST LEVEL OF MY DEEP FUCK.

They should have made a song "but first let me take a backup", instead of selfie. This would have made the world a better place and a better life for many people like me :(

10 hours and counting rebuilding a database using liquibase stubs... Brrr... No selfie today

When someone edits old liquibase files so the db doesn't get updated and everything needs to be done by hand.
What's the point of liquibase then

Liquibase, why won't you fucking roll back my changeset???!

I am freaking out as se hace lo ir schemas and in all of them table structure is different... Doesnt people know about tools like Liquibase ?...