These Google/FB/etc algorithms almost know what I like. Almost. And that makes it even more infuriating...

"10 banana smoothie recipes Elon Musk would like!"
"Become a Senior Java developer in one week!"
"Read this article from a non technical journalist about the technology behind bitcoin!"
"10 tips from muscled Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos for Gym workouts!"

All of this feels like receiving a blowjob while still wearing pants.

Seeds are quines

A smoothie subscription service for offices. Although the name was “Smoother Things” which I still like 😭

My breakfasts consist of two large soft pretzels and a naked fruit smoothie a day... Look mom in an adult now!

I blended mangos, banana and strawberry with condensed milk. I didn’t know what I was expecting but this taste isn’t it.