I have always thought I work with morons. Now I know for a fact I work with a bunch of morons! What kind of idiot commits node_modules and apk files? What kind of moron creates a git repo without gitignore?

Who’s going to tell LinkedIn that I’m not interested in the garbage my coworkers post on their platform?

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TC: 120m

Writing ugly code should be a capital offence. And oh, I should be the sole judge of what is an ugly code or not.

No, this punishment won’t apply to me, thanks for asking.

It seems like everyone in south east Asia either smokes or vapes. Even kids.

I met a guy who reminds you every 5 minutes in a conversation, that his YouTube channel has 500k+ subscribers. Talking to him is like pulling out your own teeth.

When I hear “meatballs”, I don’t think of meatballs, the food.

!dev
Assuming your office is not against workplace dating, how would you feel/react if a colleague asks you to a date on Slack?
Scenario 1: you guys work in the same team.
Scenario 2: you guys work in totally different teams.

!dev
What kind of idiot sends a random stranger “hello” on Instagram! What the fuck am I supposed to do with “hello”? Can’t you lead the message with your reason for messaging me? What the fuck are expecting me to reply with exactly? Are you fucking crazy?

!dev
When I see shisha at restaurants, I see herpes.

!dev
Balenciaga models look like Balenciaga makes fashion for depressed people who hasn’t left their windowless apartment in 6 months.

After two empty boxes of Kleenex, I’m excited to announce that I won the battle with common cold.

Open AI just released GPT5 and I have been using it for the past 3 weeks. It has entirely changed everything you know about AI and LLMs. Here are 69 mind blowing things I have learnt so far.

I don’t understand people who have sounds alongside vibration and flash for notification. Like, dude, is one not enough?

What do climate change deniers say is the reason for the heat wave?

Why the fuck do apps throw tantrums as soon the phone looses internet connectivity?

HBO stops steaming and closes the player as soon as wifi disconnects, discarding the buffered data.

For Quora, it replaces loaded answers with a UI asking you to reload the page. Now, what am I supposed to do in the lift? Stare awkwardly at the lift buttons?

At what point did we decided bad user experience and arbitrarily discarding cached data is the way forward?

Each time my colleague pronounces “integer” with a hard “g”, I feel like cutting my ears off with a rusted and blunt hacksaw. Anything to make it stop!

People really have short term memories. It seems everyone has suddenly forgotten the nonexistent lack of privacy at Zuck’s platforms.

To be fair, I think competition is good for consumers and Musk has been doing a very terrible job of managing Twitter.

But not having most platforms of social communication controlled by one company would be better.

Why is everybody on LinkedIn “excited to announce …”?

God! I hate children! This brat keeps kicking the bench at the cafe.

I can’t be the only one who feels an overwhelming sense of crushing loneliness on Friday evenings.

Stop fucking asking people to create accounts before they can apply for jobs.

Dating apps sucks. I want to reinvent online dating.

I just answered honestly to an “anonymous” survey of my workplace. If I don’t get laid off in the next 3 months, then I’ll believe it’s truly anonymous.

Gentle reminder that you’re just a number to companies. If fucking you raw with an unlubbed cactus will make them more money, they’ll do it and tell you “it’s standard across the industry”

Slack has the most atrocious support for gifs

My colleague is an expert at bullshitting during standup. I admire him, honestly.

Js on the frontend is bad enough, who the fuck came up with the idea to use it on the backend?

Why the fuck don’t people add their job titles on Slack!!! You’ll get a random message or bug report and you’ll have to go back to Bamboo Hr to know what team the idiot work in.

If there are bugs in your code, the problem 100% of the time is that you’re not using Rust. Just rewrite it in Rust, and all bugs, security, and performance issues will disappear. Any software not currently written in Rust should be rewritten in Rust. Rust is all you need to know as a Software Engineer. This future is Rust. Welcome to Software3.