eyesight-- . Parents blaming my laptop for this.

Spectacles !!!!
I have it, do u?
😎

Why do JavaScript developers wear spectacles?

Because they can't C#

I'm so sleepy right now that I spent a minute searching for my spectacles...while wearing them. FML. Argh, gotta finish programming this module.

I want new spectacles >:(

I just got a new pair of spectacles and C# er now

Why can't Python coders have to wear spectacles?.
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Because they can't C

Coffee. Check.
Spectacles to look like a geek even when you don't need it. Check.
Whiteboard marker even if you don't have a whiteboard. Check.
Jargon on space-time continuum. Check.

It's a form of artistic expression for some people (like me) who aren't as great with paper and pen but still have ideas and patterns and concepts and abstractions to express.

Watching the data just flow through the pipelines and pathways you've laid down for it, creating spectacles from what is essentially electricity running through a rock. Being able to create an interface between a human mind and an inanimate dead block of dug out and processed ore, feels like tapping into the metaphysical.

(Yeah I'm pretentious with words)