Hi,
I read somewhere that devrant sends stickers for the rants having 30 ++s but i didn't receive anything like that..please help

Algorithm - When a programmer doesn't wanna explain what he did.

he/she* for all the ladies out there ;-)

["hip", "hip"]

hip hip array

if (you == alive){
code();
}

Solution to make internet explorer faster?
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Replace their developers with google chrome employees.

Why dark is spelled with a 'K' and not 'C'?
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Because you can't 'C' in dark.

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC

I went up from 30 wpm to 50 wpm by sleeping.
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I was dreaming of course about it.

All the web browsers - "yay i like being browser because of all the cookies"

Apple launches iOS 14

Android user - 'It's same as android'
iOS user - 'But secure'

Pro tip on how to debug?
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Throw your slipper right at it.

Coder asked - 'Where's the bug'?
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Under the table

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

What's the best way to learn coding?
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Bit by bit

Why can't Python coders have to wear spectacles?.
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Because they can't C