So I just created this Registration GUI (part of a bigger app) for my uni project and was demonstrating how good the app was to all my friends.

Suddenly someone came and said let me verify this. I said go on with a doubtful mind. Obviously I had some verification for all the fields in the GUI but I was closely watching him.

He signed up with this email: " @ . "

😞

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I am Hindu, we already have so many gods
And I am planning to create one more 'Javascript God'

For giving me 'wealth' , satisfaction, purpose and meaning in life

😁 Holy JS 😁

Friend: oh so you are a programmer?
Me: yeaaa..
Friend: great! Im having problem with the wifi connection on my phone.. Can you help me fix it?
Me: (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ

"With great Codes, comes great Bugs"
- An Optimistic Programmer

It's getting late I need to go to bed.
Said no programmer ever.

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The biggest LIE on the internet: "I've read and accept the terms of service."

Some people say they use dark themes because it looks cool, but we all know it's for when you're up late programming and don't want your eyes shot to pieces.

When people leave their computers unlocked.

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'npm install' just dumps on me a whole shitload of errors every fucking time

You are no match!

Once A Programmer Had No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, so he Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!

Programmer : “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands, In Our New Home”

God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Programmers”

Two reasons why I love devRant.
1. None of my clients are here so I can say what I want.
2. Everyone gets my geeky ass jokes that usually only I laugh at.

Dev: we have two days until go live. We got 20 bugs, 5 stories and two people on holiday.

PM: ok so could we get these 3 stories squeezed in as well?