WPF

more like WTF.

I found this moth in my room a couple of days ago. Every time I go into my room, he greets me. Whenever I code he sits on my shoulder and watches. My server is pulling a close second though.

!rant

Thanks for the stickers!

Here's a joke

Windows Phone

When you get a shot (immunization) in your right hand because it's your mouse hand and so you can still code with your left.

THOSE PEOPLE/TEACHERS WHO PUT TWO SPACES BETWEEN SENTENCES, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. ITS NOT THE FUCKING TYPEWRITER AGE, THE COMPUTER DOES SPACING FOR YOU. MIGHT AS WELL DRAW SERIFS ON WITH A PEN AFTER PRINTING BY THAT LOGIC.

Pokemon Go servers

PM asks me how to use git. 😑

!rant

The best thing out of Microsoft is PowerShell. I wish there were some linux shells which took a page out of Microsoft's book.

When you leave work early but there's no power when you get home. 😥

That moment when you search for Microsoft documentation and realize there is none, so you go search for source code and realize there isn't any of that either. 😑

Worst coding mistake: switching from linux to windows. Developing on windows is like trying to drive a lawnmower. It works, just not very well.