Ironic.

!rant
Am I the only one who thinks telegram messenger is much better than others like whatsapp and Skype.

I was just thinking... The JetBrains devs must enter the office and be like:
"Today I'm gonna program a programming program for others to program, and I'll do it on the programming program I programmed last year."

"You can teach my son to code. He doesn't like typing so just use that mouse thing (track pad). He's got an idea for an app (Flappy Birds clone) that'll make millions. It needs to be done tomorrow for his school computer project."
- Boss

The days were going fine, the projects were going good. I was a happy man, until I decided to F**** use F**cking moth****er VISUAL F*ing STUDIO to do my computer vision projects, F*k*ing cannot even compile Hello world programme.
F*** you Microsoft f**ing fuc**ERS.

Phew... good to have it out of system. So guys any other suggestions in place of visual studio ?

Acceptance Criteria: it should spin

Waiting on Apple to release the new Macbook Pro like:

Life goal: go to sleep in the same day I woke up

Sadly this is true:

Every damn time.

Made me laugh so hard thinking about how often a semi-colon has been my source of depression & self injury

Found a pretty cool company asking for job applications via POST request 😎

..almost incorrectly formatted my JSON 😅

I really wish I had known this before. Check this out guys. You can type a unix command and find out what each options mean. Rather than man paging the commands this is a easier way to do it :)

Ever visit a site/web app that's so bad you want to build them a new one for free?

Friend found this at his office

When coding a web server using Node.js offers a better user experience then using the IIS GUI...

Is it just me?

ARRRGGHHH! When the person sitting next to you produces nothing but shit and you know it's shit but, your boss doesn't because he's never written single byte of code in his life!

During the weekdays I code for a paycheck. On the weekends I code for fun :)

Saw this today, window firewall came to mind...;)

My team are the best coworkers I've had. Admittedly I'm only 4 years into my professional career, but my team makes me stay with my current job.

My team do a lot of silly things to keep everyone in a good mood, and stress free. This week we've had a game where in a quote moment you just yell the name of a primitive type (like BOOL). Why? No idea, but we're enjoying it.

We also have a chicken hat that we named Barry. He sits with people on their desk to do code reviews and such. When people leave they get their own Barry to take with them to their new job. We introduce people to him as a regular member of the team.

Sometimes work sucks. Being a developer can be hard, and can be stressful. Working with this team makes it worth it.

RIP Windows....

100% true 😂😂

For PowerShell on Linux

I really need this t-shirt 👕

Happy birthday Linux. Here's your cake.

@dfox
just thought about it...
why not devrant rubber duckies?

(this might be proposed in some other comment/rant already, didnt check for it)

after google-ing a computer fix i sometimes re-google the answer to make sure it's legitimate.

"That's ok... to test the app I'll just have my daughter play with it. She just clicks stuff randomly... basically like our users" my CEO is actually pretty awesome

Git is my best co-worker. Can't count the number of times he has saved my projects.

STUPID SHIT ASS EMAIL POLICIES NOT ALLOWING ME TO SEND CERTAIN FILE TYPES TO A SUPPORT MEMBER WHEN THERE ARE FUCKING PROBLEMS WITH THE PRODUCTION SITE. THE GUY THAT SET UP THOSE POLICIES CAN ROLL THEM UP AND STICK THEM IN HIS ASS.

There that's better...