Sad story:
User : Hey , this interface seems quite nice
Me : Yeah, well I’m still working on it ; I still haven’t managed to workaround the data limit of the views so for the time limit I’ve set it to a couple of days

Few moments later

User : Why does it give me that it can’t connect to the data?
Me : what did you do ?
User : I tried viewing the last year of entries and compare it with this one

Few comas later

100476 errors generated
False cert authorization
Port closed
Server down
DDOS on its way

0.
1. That arrays start at [1]
2.
3.

That moment you forget to tell the devs about the new tests and end up doing brute force for some pen testing and load capacity and they do a rant of you

So this is a short sad story of how TeamViewer redirected to .us from .com

They made me change office for some days since people decide to go on vacation and leave the office empty , since I was too bored to reinstall TeamViewer I decided to use it online

After the whole morning connecting to various pc's and afternoon elaborations suddenly TeamViewer breaks down, I watched the URL and notice I finished on wp-admin , three seconds later I call the devs , two minutes later discovered a small XML tree

Just in time to finish the working day

And that's why you should never change people's offices and leave yours empty

DataBase not approved, just use spreadsheet they said...

65487456456 errors later...

Many litres of blood later...
866 brackets just for the closing
528 ifs

You can replace this spreadsheet with just four lines of code

Thank you for remembering me that somewhere there is still hope....for others

Yessssss but noooooo
If Trump hasn't started a war yet
Microsoft should not destroy github
I guess...

Sometimes people just don't understand the meaning of cleancode , it's so simple that....why not writing the whole code on one line?
FFS

Just searching for that story where you send me the POST to my GET

How to make a sys explode
1. Ask to configure an e-mail
2. Ask the pop and imap port

Really....u serious ?

It wont go down, he said, it can't crash he said,
several DDoS later
You won your coffee and honor,
Touchè