Proud moment today when I actually made an hsv to rgb conversion algorithm by following a formula rather than copying code from stack overflow

Me on Slack:

I was looking for the `busy` status here in slack but there's only `active` and `away`. That's when I realized why this app was called `Slack` in the first place. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's a good one!

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Dat ass

When the API is not documented.

NSA: Hey, its looks like you a bit lonely
Me: Yeah sort of

CIA: (Retrieves list of facebook friends), why not hook up with these people
Me: Not interested

FBI: The girl across your room seems to be interested in you
Me: Nah not interested

CIA: We can send someone to keep you company if you want
Me: thanks, not interested

NSA: A girl winked at you at the cafe yesterday
Me: Didn't notice

CIA: What of the lady you spoke to on the phone earlier
Me: Too old

FBI: Can you please move your webcam to the left a little
Me: Bruuuuuhhhhhh!!!

"Describe your life in 3 words"

Me:

*People* You're always on your phone!
*Me* I'm a fucking mobile developer FFS!

Taken from the current issue of The New Yorker