Now that we have Avatars...
can we have something like this.?
@dfox.? @trogus.?

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

Nice one

Don't call yourself a programmer:
Profit Center vs Cost Center

http://kalzumeus.com/2011/10/...

//computer class at school doing html

classmate:"Hey can you help me? that img isnt showing."

me:"Yeah of course" *look at screen and see a single line if code without spaces or anything*
"What are you doing? Why do you write everything in one line?"

classmate:"Ohh you can write it over multiple lines?"

me:"...."

At that time we worked with html for around 2 weeks

The moment the product owner we were working with almost had a seizure.

Ps: Sadly, he's still alive and continues being a dick 😑

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

Savage

Words to live by

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