Walked in to work with an email subject "timesheets" and a calendar appointment to "explain".

Well. That's me in a pissy mood all day. Guess what's coming ...

Arse. Arse. Arse.

I've just realised it might be a bad idea to use my real name on devRant.

I use it everywhere online. Work "agree" to leave my social alone... but I'm still sure they spy on me.

Whoops. Hi?

Everytime I feel like looking at something on Moodle.org... the site works.

Everytime I *NEED* to look at stuff on Moodle.org.... the site dies. Every. Time. FFS.

And no, there isn't "something wrong with the internet". -_-

Sequel or S Q L?

I find myself dipping between the two recently depending on who I'm talking to. It's driving my insane and I can't stop myself -_-

"A user got this error, can you help?"

Can you at least tell me WHERE you got the issue? How you got to that point? Anything??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

"Can you do this?"
Sure, give me the information I need...

"We don't have all of it yet"
So I can't do it then

"Well when can you do it"
When you get the information

"Do you need *all* of it"
Well, it's either I do half a job and waste my time, or get it all done in one shot

"The client wants it tomorrow"
When will we have the information?
"We don't know"
Well they aren't having it tomorrow then, are they...

Sales people... don't care *how* things work, as long as they get a tick against their name to show they've sold something...