Report to who?

Story of my life.

Testing your cron job. Waiting for the minutes to tick down...

This is how cables are meant to be! 😍

Apple Keynote tomorrow! 😝😑😫😳🤓🙄😃 I feel about all those emojis during the two hours.

#YetAnotherMeetingWhichCouldHaveBeenAMail

I'm iOS developer ,need to learn node js to back end services can I do that ,any one suggest good tutorials

I really wish I had known this before. Check this out guys. You can type a unix command and find out what each options mean. Rather than man paging the commands this is a easier way to do it :)

girl friend: What kind of stripper would you want for a Bachelorette party?!?

me: no stripper...

girl friend: like a coding stripper?

me: what?

girl friend: he'd come out and be like, one zero one one zero one...

me: I love that you think I code in binary hahaha

girl friend: like the matrix!

me:
*pauses*
*contemplates explaining what binary is*
yes, like the matrix

:D

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Boss just sent me a scan of a printed excel file to "fill in."

Client pays deposit for website, client disappears into thin air. This will be fun

This is how I roll.

I'm looking for a good IDE for web development. Any advice ?

20+ CSS Tricks
http://creatskills.com/technology/...

GIT LOG VERSION 101
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75fed18 pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
56772ff added security.
6374fdd needs more cow bell
6b27de9 Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?
bffce8a giggle.
7e93977 Refactored configuration.
e66c495 pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
5690dd9 Revert "just testing, remember to revert"
daa84ba Still can't get this right...
097f164 this should fix it
367f271 GIT :/
f46d735 bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq
b893721 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
24be0d9 ...
f014a0c ALL SORTS OF THINGS
e648b80 added super-widget 2.0.
3a71628 perfect...
e2a8cb1 Fucking templates.
b08e489 pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11

Fucking working with wordpress, wocommerce, ftp, and other pure shit fuck things

Meet poo, the QA guy

I guess unix was made by pervs as I have to command it to Touch, Finger, Unzip, Strip, Mount, Fsck, Unmount and Sleep

Sometimes it really is important.

Male to male wires with Gay Pride colours on them FTW!