When Spring Security protects exactly the opposite of what you think you asked ... But you don't know why...

A test class without JUnit and with main...

Legacy code in java :
boolean recursiveMethod(args){
Int i= 0;
Boolean doublon = false;
For(--whatever the loop--){
If(condition1 && condition2){
If(i++ > 0){
doublon=true;
Return doublon;
}
}
}
[...]

}

A bug in legacy code (java jsf....).
The dev, architect now, who build the app :
"Yes this is simple, the problem comes from the business logic in the .jsp..."

A bit later

"No, your patch does not suit me, you mix two different concepts"

Spending 4 days to connect gitlab with cloudbees (not my choice) through Jenkins file and find that I didn't work because the URL I set in the form in gitlab had a "/" at the end of the cloudbees URL.....

"Refractor this method to reduce its Cognitive Complexity from 110 to 15 allowed."
*Pan*

Ok let's do it :

label : for(....) {
if(...){
for(.....){
If(...){
....
break label;
}
}
}
}

*Pan Pan*

Apache Ant + M$ Windows script + regedit = SHIT !!!
I HATE working on Windows script and windows server... #ragequit

When you have just spent 2 weeks to build an old workspace, you change the version of technical dependency to start the migration...

Realize the migrations of the technical base of application,
Go to the master branch of the git repository,
Open the pom.xml to get the last version of the app (running on prod) and see 0.0.1-SNAPSHOT
Lateral position of security and crying...

Migrate batch from hibernate3 to hibernate5 and have to add @Transactionnal annotation.
Ok

public InsertBaseDao getInsertBaseDao(){...}

public InsertBaseDao setInsertDao() {...}

Seriously ?! An object called InsertBaseDao ? ...

Who is the f*ck who set this shortcut this way ? Seriously ? Ctrl+z to save and quit ?!

My boss : "No you can't exit the project now, you have to wait a "period of low activity" .. ..

Quand ta MOA te demande de réaliser des action en recette, que tu les fait sur l'environnement nommé REC mais qu'en fait, il fallait le faire sur DEV1...

sorry i don't know how to translate this...

The worst project i work on is my actual project, this is not a dev project but a "Run the Bank" project !
check 3 times a day that servers are okay, logs are okay, unduserssolvedunderstand and give the "how to fix" to the dev team #pan

Me: hey there is too many task priority level 0

Manager: there's no problem, parallelized them !

...

Cette fausse joie quand le métier t'envoi un cas de test de formulaire complexe dans un fichier excel mais que finalement il n'y a que des captures d'écrans dedans

6pm Friday , opening a trouble ticket on a citrix server because an app has the wrong link ie.
The support that you answers:
Ie on your computer ? On the server ?

Nope, on the laptop of my little sister....