Ops wants to use an untested feature in production

Dev points out the high risk of doing so, and refuses to be accountable to any fallout

Ops gets bitchy and demands that Dev activate the feature

Ops executes the feature

Production breaks over the long weekend (Canada)

Ops complains to Management

Dev is blamed by Management

When you end up building a product nobody wants. Again.

good one xD

How many programmers?

Practical testing knowledge :P

much hacking. wow.

we ALL should admit it.

Our clients don't know anything about development. Our account manager doesn't know anything about development. For people who don't know a lot about development, the word "script" gets thrown around WAY too much. It makes me cringe.

As lead developer I was not allowed to implement automated testing as "we don't have time for that" - you have no idea how much time it would save!

My work day is now:

1. Coffee
2. Code
3. Poop while on devrant
4. Repeat

🙈😝💩

Those feels when you try fix your colleagues code

How is it that VPs appear less and less competent the more you get to know them?

Tasked to create a product road map.

Beg for feedback.

Get no feedback.

Present product roadmap to key stake holders.

Bitching, nothing but bitching.