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After several months of bug fixing, I can proudly say the application I inherited at work has gone a whole day in production without an unhandled exception (from a peak of above 1200 a few months ago).

Well, either that or I've broken the error logging and am now living in blissful ignorance.

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

For some, Jan 01 1970 was just the first day of a new year. For others, it marked the beginning of time.

using my local provider

First week of work.

Coder comes to me and says: "have you cut your nails?".

The designer says "i think you should paint yours nails" to start programming

... i thought for a while so i c# them. True Story...

i'm a female programmer btw...

Worst documentation I've dealt with? It's cute that you think the other devs document jack shit.

Certain developers allocated memory before it was cool. they where called heapsters.

Sometimes I wish I can control life like CSS.

Example: traffic{ float: left}

Manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

Dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

I feel kind of sorry for @trogus - @dfox seems to be getting all the publicity here...

Michael Ducklas!

I keep a little box with decks of cards in it on my desk. Shuffling is a good way to keep my hands busy while thinking and solitaire with actual cards is a great way to unpick the knots in my head.