SkillsJava, Cpp, C#
Joined devRant on 7/16/2017
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How to test your cpu cooling system:
Set option CloseOnLastTab to false
Hit CTRL W and don't let it up
Watch cpu burn.11
Friend chilled half year and has to write his Master Thesis in about 3 weeks or so :D
(not only chilling, it's his job to take care about android security, and the thesis is about that. But he doesn't write a single word that time)
Would you think you can write around 40-50 pages about a topic you are familiar with?
I think it can't be that good, but I think it would be possible to pass the thesis :D2
Client: Hey sometimes when I sent about 20 messages to your app they need a long time to arrive. Why is your app so slow?
Me: We are using Google Cloud Messaging to deliver messages. There is no guarantee when messages arrive.
Client: So such a big company is the fault? And not you? Pls make it faster. Make it always act the same.
Working as a programmer is pain in the ass because the people with the money don't know a shit about anything.
I changed just a fucking useless string.. I deployed the "new version" and I told him I boosted everything.
Today he spoked with my buddy about another thing and he told him by the way the app is now much faster.
Eclipse is buggy they said.
Install NetBeans instead they said.
So this is the first impression :D10