AboutLinux -> DevOps -> SA -> CTO
Skillslinux, ci/cd, php, python, node/js, react/redux, tensorflow/keras
Joined devRant on 6/11/2020
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Can't believe it's 2021 and building websites is still such a pain..
Do we really need to build a login page every time? have a refinement session to break it down to tasks?
("Oh right, we need a forgot-password link!")
Can't the damn thing align and look the same on two/three browsers?
2008 problems for life...6
Worked till late refactoring code,
Then dreamed I made a huge mistake.
Or was it real? Can't tell !2
So all my code is Lambda serverless funcs, hurray!
But I still need NAT gateway / VPC endpoints that cost $50pm to reach S3 from private VPC so what's the fucking point?!1
Made the mistake of mentioning ISO27001 security standard near management.
- "What?? Why don't we have that certificate?! Why are you not thinking about this?"
- "We don't need it."
- "Of course we do! we must have the highest standards!! Lets hire some lawyers and security consultants to help us get certified!"
A week later:
"Ok, turns out we don't need it."
Satan give me strength...9
I'm too embarrassed to show my team leaders code to other developers..
unreadable, no tests, parameters hardcoded..
But managers want to "help him grow"..
When do you decide you can't fix a lemon?5
"Why is this feature not done?! I need you to own the platform!!!"
You're right, because the other 99 features just built themself...3
The time it takes to develop a feature is the square root of the time it takes explaining it to the PM1
I can't seem to get people motivated...
I supervise them closely - they complete one task a month.
I leave them be - they complete one task a month.
Did I just hire poor developers?12
8 months into a complex Agile project, managing multiple Scrum teams -
I still feel it would go much faster if I just do it myself.1
I love serverless functions but I'm so tired of complex orchestration, juggling event parameters and now scipy+numpy+pandas exceeds size limit of 250MB..
Feel like cramming it all in a monolith like the geezers of yore and be done with it3
Apple Store API returning totally useless financial reports.
Opened a topic on their dev forum, which is now down for two days straight, so won't hold my breath hoping for a positive outcome.
What a great day at AWS Summit!
Now I can build all the guestbooks / pet-stores I ever wanted!
Install .net -> install vs code -> install C# vscode extension:
extension not working.
Great job Microsoft!
Booting back to Linux partition.13
Google for solution to complex problem:
- A quick intro into X
- Build a guestbook using X
- A Solution Architects summary of overview page of X
Thanks internet! most helpful.1