It’s Friday the 13th! Anybody deploying new code today?

Told my Boss Server is Down. He told me to go downstairs and work there.

Wanted me to encrypt CSS with XML

How things will be evoluted according to elonmusk:
Car = Tesla
Space = SpaceX
Cyborg = Neuralace
Front end development =

I live for this :)

Day 1 of Defcon...Python fan boy tells me that Java is a dying language. I laughed.

self.age++

Hi guys, i'm new here
How many would like a cup like this for coffee?

Me : Here is your website. So, when can I expect my pay.😊
Client (wants to skip the pay ) : Site is not loading first fix this we can discuss later.
Me : Please conncet to internet and reload. 😒😎

Truestory 🍻

*me searching for jobs*
*types in 'junior backend developer'*

First result:
Junior Frontend Developer.

*big facepalm*

Yeah I understand that it might just be some kinda algorithm that filters on words or whatever but the irony was real!

Some dude in my university used Squarespace to make a webstore, presented it as his final exam in Web developement and passed with flying colors.
They didn't even look up the code or anything, just gave him max score and that's it. I hate my school...

Edit: a friend just told me that the guy didn't even made the site. He paid someone else to do it.
I honestly don't know what makes me more sad

Advanced Traffic Simulation [more details]

I was forced to attend a meeting about a project I wasn't part of.

The best is yet to come

Algo strikes again

HR Project update meeting.
Duration: 1h
Content:
1) recap of previous meeting
2) overview of what we will discuss in next meeting.