Why the hell is someone still using php4? For real, is there any reason to make a new website with that 2008 built php?

During the interview, I told them they can put a device to track driver behaviors and offer customized insurance plan based on the data. They laughed at the idea. Nope, not the right company I think.

3rd year college. Create a basketball timer+score board in java. The price was around 70$

This happened 2 years ago. With 1 year c++ application development experience in a big firm, the new company hired me as "intern". That moment I was like ok ok whatever then the nightmare began. They forced me to code on windows xp with visual studio200x with an old ass c++ (much older than my previous work, there's no string data type) and it has to work on IE. I told my supervisor that this code is obsolete and I need a new windows, IDE, and newer c++ to work on. He said he will get it done. 1 month passed I still sat my ass on the same chair with an old ass pc in front of me. Best thing I could do was designing a new web ui yet they still force me to work on their unfinished obsoleted codes. Well u know what? I quit 😒

Global Protects vpn
No Linux clients available 😂

worst mistake?

rm -rf /var

What have I done in the past life to deserve debugging at midnight?

Client wants my code working on port 80, but they have a Apache web server running.

A friend went to a financial corp for a data analytic position. The interviewer proudly told him that they just got a new toy, and it's called Hadoop. My friend almost fainted.

When you wanna sampling data but forgot "limit" in hiveQL