Flexbox is how God would have written CSS.

Be aware of your requests.

Today while i was working on my web project, suddenly my boss put his hands in my pants, jerked me off and then i continued my work like nothing ever happened.

Being your own boss has its own advantages ;)

Recursion Problems

LOL :D

For when I need to make a website awesome:

javascript:var a='hotPink',b='pink',h=document,i=h.body,c=function(d,e){f=h.getElementsByTagName('*');for(g in f){f[g].style.background=d;f[g].style.color=e;}};i.innerHTML='<marquee behavior="scroll" direction="left" scrollamount="30">'+i.innerHTML+'</marquee>';(function(){function htmlreplace(a,b,element){if(!element)element=document.body;var nodes=element.childNodes;for(var n=0;n<nodes.length;n++){if(nodes[n].nodeType==Node.TEXT_NODE){var r=new RegExp(a,'g');nodes[n].textContent=nodes[n].textContent.replace(r,b);}else{htmlreplace(a,b,nodes[n]);}}}htmlreplace("a|e|i|o|u",'o');htmlreplace("A|E|I|O|U",'O');})();c(a,b);

Made a really cool spinning animation on a button that submits a form...

API Call is too fast to see it

setTimeout

Came across this gold:

Q) What is the best naming prefix for a global variable?

Ans) //

There are 11 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are tired of seeing this binary joke.

don't disturb the coders who wear head phones. It will take 2 more hours to make them back to track

I instinctively press Ctrl+S everywhere I write text, even in chat like Slack or Skype. Do I need help? :/

I just feel like my life is heading to this direction

I'm sure you need it

"Hey, what are you changing in the code?"

"Nothing that will affect your side"

Statutory warning: Don't try this at work....

java doesn't support pointers
but it'll always give errors like NullPointerException😂😂

DND please... jejeje

New double tap anywhere on rant for ++1 is a game changer. Real cool. Great work @dfox @trogus

Alrighty, then...

Programming Fact

I guess the best feature of devRant is that the homepage, where we see all the rants, does not show who posted each rant. It just shows the rants. That's it. Great to see the app is "rant centric" and not "user centric".

Me: *coding*
Gf: *walks into room*
Gf: awww look at all the sad winky faces
Me: excuse me?
Gf: look at all the sad winky faces *points at this ); *
Me: ... 😕😂