Since everyone else is posting this.. Thanks for the stickers!!

No Jack, not now... I'm busy.

when you sudo something and permission is still denied

chmod 777 ALL THE THINGS

any new programmers here??

Use Vim. What could happen?...

When a recruiter puts Java in a job spec when they mean JavaScript

True, it is true

A guy is sitting at a bar when the guy next to him lights up a cigarette. Horrified, the guy turns to him and says "hey! Don't you know the surgeon general warns that cigarettes can cause cancer!?" The guy next to him replies "I'm a software developer, I don't care about warnings. Only errors"

when you're pretty sure everyone on devrant is a web developer and you're not

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

Dev: we have two days until go live. We got 20 bugs, 5 stories and two people on holiday.

PM: ok so could we get these 3 stories squeezed in as well?

how do you migrate to production so fast?

Pacific != specific

Headphones on when you sneeze. Do you assume someone said bless you and fire off a thank you, or assume no one said it and risk being the guy that doesn't thank a bless you?

Hide and seek champ.

Can't count on my two hands how many times I've done this.

It is sad to say, but programming in C# using Visual Studio basically consists of clicking buttons, dragging and dropping files and checking / unchecking checkboxes in order to get everything generated.
Where are to good old days, when code still had to be typed. :(

Thanks David and Tim. Coffee definitely deserves some devRant love.

Just saw an accident and 1 of the vehicles is a Geek Squad van. Someone's PC is not getting connected today.

What happens when is debugging time.

why must we play god