Whenever I do something good in real life I hear my brain automatically say ‘cmd + s’

/^\🙏.*$/g

Always wondered how Dijkstra came up with that algorithm!

What gif

How come I always see developers use hashtags wrong. Like. Comeon. It's #C, not C# silly.

Poetry from the ravens heart 😂😂

I'm a mathematical and scientific theoretical probabilist. I listen to theories and say ''hmm that's probably true''

var pen;
var apple;
var pineapple;

Do I need to even finish the joke?

Client not paying?

Instead of reducing opacity, add FartScroll until they pay!

Theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js

Some advanced versioning here.

Finally the solution!

Just thought I'd drop this here.

'Image of something in a spiral...'

'Done by Debian'

Multithreaded theory vs actual

Anyone else here love and watch Rick and Morty?

From a buddy:
A friend's comment on the latest merge conflict on the integration branch:
"O brachName! my branchName! our fearful sprint is done,
The build has failed with every merge, the goal we sought not won,
The release is near, the worst I fear, would Product be exulting?"

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

It's funny because...

Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error. #maxTroll

How I feel about CS diplomas

If the cloud is down, and your contacts r in the cloud, what do you do?

HackerRant

The best captcha

THIS should have been the new built in html5 element of focus.

One of my fav moments in Futurama

How everyone on DevRant was born

Does it ever circle round back and somehow get real fast?

That sad truth.

Anyone ever get this?

This should be hard coded in to every application