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Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.
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Myth: "Open offices leads to massive collaboration"
Reality: 2 people collaborates loudly, 30 others have to wear headphones to get anything done13 -
the advantage of dating a non-dev: she thinks I'm incredibly smart when I describe what I'm working on, when in reality I have no clue what I'm doing 🙃12
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Expectation: arrive at work, everyone in awe of devrant swag, social status++
Reality: arrive at work, prod failing, get blamed, employment status--
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Who hates when their parents think they're playing video games when in reality we're programming?17
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Reality of colleges(atleast in mumbai university)
I sit in class for attendance
Then I go home and teach myself10 -
Painful Representative Often Jeopardizing Expected Completion Times, Making All New Assignments Greatly Escape Reality
Or
P.R.O.J.E.C.T. M.A.N.A.G.E.R. for short.5 -
Going to a dev meetups-
EXPECTATION: I'll meet cool dev people or maybe find an awesome career opportunity =D
REALITY: I feel too awkward to say anything to anyone the entire time :(3 -
Well, I did it.
I spent 45 minutes writing my first hacky, shell-and-python automation script to save me 15 seconds every morning.12 -
My internship at startup:
Dream: Lots of coding
Reality: Maintaining Excel sheets for API functions.😑14 -
Dream : Write todos.
Reality :
Well, i should conserve paper.
Oh, there is a todo app in my phone!
*Contains ads*
Shit.5 -
A while back, I ranted about emojis in code.
My nightmares are becoming reality.
Behold, production code:
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a client wants a nice clean website that doesn't look like it's 10 years old. then they ask for like everything that made the old site terrible5
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Some companies have images of their tech support personnel in their websites.
They show you Steve and Michael......but in reality you get Rajhit and Pakalu13 -
sad but reality
tiktokers create cring content and earn lots of money.
open source contributors create technology which is maintaining world but earn far less.
how can we expect bright future?30 -
At the end of side job customer asked if I could add one feature for double the money.
Did it in 1min and with 3 loc. Best deal ever made ;)7 -
You know what would be a great project? A reality TV show, like "Hell's Kitchen" or "Bar Rescue", but instead we come to companies and help their development teams. 😛9
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I don't know why my position has to be labeled "developer", when in reality I ain't develop shit, all I do day after day is fixing legacy code7
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Person- Hey! are you a game developer?
me- yea.
person- Nice! so, you make games, right?
me- NO! I fuckin' scroll through my Twitter feed!
person- Ahm hah.. ok then, ttyl.
me- T.T6 -
This is for all the junior devs and people moving into the corporate world.
Remember, HR is there to protect the company, NEVER the employee.
Do not fall for the okie-doke when they tell you they are there to help.
If destroying you is cheaper in the long run than damage to the company then be sure they will slit you from ear-to-ear.5 -
What if there is an app called CliRant where client complaint about devs. Or worse they find out devRant =_=16
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I once figured out a fix for my bug in my dream. Luckily, I woke up at 2 in the morning and wrote the fix down and went back to sleep. The next morning, the whole thing felt like a dream.3
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I thought meditation was more like putting myself in “airplane mode”. But in reality it felt more like a DDoS attack!
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New company moved in above us... Slogan : Blockchain, AI, Augmented reality and banking apps.....
Dude come on thee must be a buzzword CEO3 -
My previous manager always complained about the programmer that used to be there before me was utterly incompetent and unable to work.
One day checking a legacy app that needed a minor update I was looking at the code and said: “It is true the previous programmer didn’t even know how to put together 2 lines of code, this is literally the shittiest thing I have ever seen, thank God he is not around anymore!”
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Manager: “Actually I wrote this myself”
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…5 -
I am sick of seeing articles about imposter syndrome. The developer community as a whole should stop circlejerking each other. Let's face the reality that some developers are just shit and that's it.13
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Good fucking lord, Australia is looking at bring Decryption laws in, just when you think the world couldn’t get any closer to destroying itself.
https://itnews.com.au/news/...4 -
devRant on a HoloLens!
The HoloLens is really cool, I was allowed to use it after a short hackathon. I am still surprised, but it works great and the concept feels natural after a short moment - web browsing is not recommended as no website is optimized for mixed reality (yet?).
Sorry for the low quality photo (it is not the compression algorithm's fault this time).
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Cracking open Unity for the first time, tonight after the daughter goes to bed, for an augmented reality project.
Cheers! 🍺7 -
Predictions about internet in the early 2000's:
"This invention will help advancing science, research and access to knowledge and education".
Reality:
"LINUX IS SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, FASCIST .."15 -
A really neat short film by JetBrains about bugs and how they are fixed. I wish this would be reality ^^
https://youtube.com/watch/...
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The sell: “become a designer, change the world”
The reality: “become a designer, create Jira tickets for devs to fix stuff you’ve noticed” -
The reality of Android hobby projects:
First 25min of each coding session goes to updating Android studio and plugins...
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This is so true, I always feel like my code architecture going to be clean, neat and organized but reality is always the opposite 😭
Source: https://instagram.com/p/...
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Lemon juice
Water
Vodka
Limoncello
Splash of gin (I used Bombay)
Sugar/replacement to taste
Ice
Tastes like traditional lemonade, but this one is a great remedy for burnout/reality.
Highly recommend!6 -
No matter how good we are in delivering our projects, clients will still think that we're not worth paying for. Welcome to reality.4
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This guy sitting next to me is coughing like he's dying.. If he gets me sick that may become a reality.3
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I got told once that "You don't need pay if you love your job" - what kind of bullshit logic is that? ( I work as a volunteer programmer on a community project, but the game is for-profit and making a fair amount ). People these days...7
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Greatest lesson I learned from myself. Work for yourself. Create your own business while you are working. Be your own boss. Don't rely in employment alone.
I got laid off today. My boss business is a digital agency. Our client stopped working with several agencies including us because of an order from their mother company to only use 1 agency. My boss has no choice but to let me go.
Even if you got the skills and you're doing good in your work, these things can happen. It is beyond our control. I like my company and my boss but reality hits hard. I thought I will be with this company for a very very long time. I want to settle here and build my business but still work together with my boss. I have so many plans that instantly disappeared.
Oh well just be strong and move on. Happy job hunting to me again. Maybe this is God's plan to teach me some things. For me to create my own business seriously while working.5 -
Make your dream as your wallpaper, so that it reminds you not to stop until you make that dream into reality.
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Being a developer is like being a mechanic at a car manufacturer. Except that everybody else in the company is completely clueless about how a car actually works and the client doesn't have a license.1
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I failed at 9 startups
Got fired from two companies
Quit three jobs without notice
Failed out of college
Lost all my money on a bad investment
And now I do not have any money.9 -
Coding is a superpower. With it, you can bend reality to your will. You can make the world a better place. Or you can destroy it.
Source: freecodecamp2 -
When you found yourself trying to scroll your wireframe because you can't tell what's reality anymore.
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Java is kind of like teenage sex--everyone is always talking about it, but in reality they don't even know what they're talking about.
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My ideal job:
Getting payed to develop for awesome open source projects from home, at any time I like.
My current job:
Full time 9 to 6, outsourced security sysadmin, dealing with bullshit systems and stupid end users.
Getting home with barely enough strength to self learn and develop my own projects.
Just kill me3 -
Full stack programmer on the recruitment post vs reality
Requirements written on the recruitment post: Frontend Development, Backend Development.
Reality: Frontend Development, Backend Development, Devopts, Infrastructure, UI/UX Design, Video Editing, Design, Customer Service...
Me: Full Stack means everything6 -
Expectation: rants.sort((rantA, rantB) => rantA.votes - rantB.votes);
Reality: rants.sort((rantA, rantB) => (rantA.votes - 0.5) + Math.random());
What??
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Expectation: I'm going to spend today debugging my app
Reality: adds 10 new features, 30 got commits and some Easter eggs. No bugs fixed. -
Facebook: Ok, so we have this really cool idea for native Android and iOS app with React
Devs: Nice!
Facebook: Its gonna take away the need to work with native code!
Devs: Great!
*Reality comes in*
Reality: To make anything work you need to modify native code and use more hacks than there are useless npm packages18 -
Customer demands some complicated shit be done within a few hours to align with their schedule.
Me: this is not aligned with reality.
Customer: ...1 -
College: This is the debugging mode This is a breakpoint. Here you can see the variable values.
Work: print "asfadadadda" and variables and delete lines until it throws a different exception8 -
The moment when you are tasked with finding a new person to your team for the lower position than yours and you check the going monthly rates on the job market just to realize that they are higher than yours is.9
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My friends at work think i am a master race asshole cuz I moved solely to pc gaming.
In reality....i am just cheap af.13 -
If this isn't reality, I don't know what is. I don't read job descriptions today the same way I did 27 years ago.
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I'd post a pic of my setup but in reality my workspace is any space I can perch my laptop and be out the way of customers and colleagues.
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My dream project? A full immersion Virtual Reality... Like the NerveGear in Sword Art Online... *-*5
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Hacking in mivies are so damn cool and easy!
The main character never gets caught and everything goes as expected.
Hacking in reality is no way like that 😬7 -
In interview: “I have first-hand experience in that”.
In reality: “I read it about it in a blog post once”
Credit: https://twitter.com/iamdevloper/... -
Work from home
Expectation:
- Free time from commute, more time for gaming
Reality:
- Free time from commute, more time for dev works
p.s. I'm more tired these days2 -
I work for a consulting company, my boss comes into the room full of engineers trying to work on Adwords campaign and asks us what words to use. "Should I use blockchain, I heart that's popular. What about AR?" None of us have ever touched any of those technologies and he's going to try and market us as such to some poor potential client he's going to B.S to. Get me out of here.2
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Normal person:what do you in front of laptop all day?
Me: I try to cushion the fatal blows of reality -
So this night, I dreamt that my devRant stickers arrived.
Well fuck they didn't lay on my desk when I woke up.
Why is reality like this.3 -
"We'll reach you out soon"
This is a sign you got rejected without hurting you.
"How do you see yourself few years from now?"
Is a sign that your employer would end your contract or you get to be terminated if you say that you will not be in their company.
"What's your expected salary?"
If you went overboard, they won't accept you. You either lower it or never give a fixed salary.
God why did no one tell me about these sooner. I'm facing mind-reading interviewer/recruiter/hr just to please them.3 -
This is from Replika, an "AI". In reality it's just a crappy chatbot. Now, this email is absolutely hilarious.
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Once you get the hang of Django it's incredible how fast you can work with it. Suddenly the idea I had is becoming a reality 😄3
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So if you google any pet say 'cat' on chrome browser on phone, there is a section to view it in 3d. And within 3d section there is an option to view it as a live virtual pet via Augmented Reality. I literally spent entire morning browsing through all the available animals and showing them to my family 😁1
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Since I've learned coding, I'm always analizing how things work on the low level. Machines, movies, peoples' choices, planta, reality... Decompiling everything to source code
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You can't have it both ways. There will always be some cons. Just gotta deal with it and hustle! 👊1
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There should be one day a year when random spam emails become true when you click on them.
It should be random for everyone so you never know what day it is and also happen instantly when you click on message.
World would be full of millionaires, guys with enormous penises. Everyone will eat food all the time cause you can lose all of your unnecessary weight with single click and whole internet will flood with spam emails.
Instead of scrolling trough news and social networks people would click on spam emails waiting for the day their spam will be fulfilled.
Economy would eventually collapse and most of us would be no different than monkey in some crazy experiment waiting for it’s banana.
It can be called fulfilled spam message paradox.
It would be funny alternative reality.3 -
Web Developers: We care about the people around us.
Also Web Developers (right before release): The fuck with ARIA, just roll out the website already.4 -
Film a documentary/reality television series chronicling how A. I.'s eventually self destruct trying to make sense of client requirements.
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ideal situation: programming in a chill cafe with nice coffee
reality: too busy drinking coffee, hasnt touched the laptop2 -
The pandemic aside, even the type of absurd news messages in the Plague Inc mobile game have become reality.
- "President berates reporters for asking 'tough questions' "
- "Corona beer stocks dive as result of coincidentally unfortunate brand name"
- "Man intentionally transmits illness by spitting on police officer."3 -
I always taught i knew java very well..
Using w3resource.com questions to practice java...
Got reality check... 😔😔😔😥3 -
Let's say we use vim because every "cool" developer says they use it. But in reality, we barely know how to exit it.1
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What if I’m dumb as hell in reality and I don’t recognize it. I keep holding on to this false belief that I can learn programming, but going nowhere in reality. What if I don’t have any talent at all?10
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This made my day: (Translation: In reality the earth is a star with 12 spikes and generated by this css script.
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META.
The Reptilian overlord has gone bonkers for sure.
I was a fan of Augmented reality more than virtual reality. A mixture of both the worlds.
But turned out that the world is more leaning towards virtual world and the way we are doing it is a big disappointment for me.18 -
Who needs Mr. Robot or all that hacker shows, if reality is just as crazy:
https://krebsonsecurity.com/2017/...6 -
Put monetization on DevRant's rants and watch the downvote button disappear and comments getting the "Community Guidelines" tag.27
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Quite a few years ago (late 90s, early 00s maybe) I remember watching a TV show where they demonstrated what virtual reality might be like. It was all rough polygons, no lighting or texturing etc.
I'd heard about the Oculus Rift and considered trying it. I get motion sickness sometimes from certain 3D games (Deus Ex, Portal, sometimes even Minecraft) so was hesitant. Last week, decided to just get one and see how it went.
Didn't expect it to be as good as it is - compared to what was envisaged ~20 years ago. No motion sickness. Not only was the graphics detail amazing but the responsiveness is insane. In another 20 years time what will there be?
Anyway on dev topic: Now it makes me want to play with a 3D/VR engine. Considering Unreal Engine but not really sure where to start learning. Maybe a book? Though reviews tend to say they go out of date quick, I do prefer a physical book for learning tech stuff.1 -
Just changed my avatars skin color a tone darker since it‘s summer 😬 keeping up with real life. And expression chosen really fits reality 😱👍🏼😂2
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Current companies says that developers has a lot of time to code but in reality we dont, we are not given the right time to develop certain features.1
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Blaming the computer when in reality you commented out about 80% of the code (by accident), and not noticing for a good hour.
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Which do you think is going to have the better future? Why?
AR (Augmented Reality)
VR (Virtual Reality)10 -
Work has become my life and much like others the lines of reality and the machine are blurring more and more
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Friday: Expectations vs Reality
Expectation: Work on work for half the day then work on side projects for the rest of the day. Consider it a good day.
Reality: Work on work for whole day. Then have your boss set the expectation to have a project completed by Monday morning that you know will take 3 more days. Hence making you work the weekend to try to get it done in time. -.-4 -
What's the best passive income for you? With small effort/capital but with big returns in a short period of time? Also high chance of working/succeeding.
I don't want to be an employee forever :) thanks!11 -
In reality, I'm really frustrated with my life, sometimes I thought that dying is easier than living 🙂.7
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imagine thinking the future of llms / ai lies with yet another garbage python tool
😂😂😂😂
reality truly is stranger than fiction
🤡🤡🤡🤡6 -
How do you go on getting "the admin password"? (School, CS teacher)
You're ideas are ofc just thought experimental and won't be used in reality......... 😉35 -
Figuring out how to install Ruby on windows, is this real life? Or is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide? No escape from reality.3
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*phases of learning to program*
Phase 1:
Yeah its so easy i love programming i'm gonna be a top programmer.
Phase 2:
Uuuhg.. programming sucks,i think i'm not meant for it,should i give up do something else maybe...
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Today's interaction with indian recruiter who's recruiting for us based android dev role that requires experience with Augmented Reality and Virtual Reality.
Him: Hi.
Me: Hey. Nice to meet you! Can we discuss this role and etc.?
Him: have ar vr?
Me: have English?
Him: I think you dont understand ar vr.
Him: We need usa candidate anyways.
Him: Its augment or virtual.
Needless to say, insta blocked.9 -
What my colleagues think I do: draining their coffee machine
What my.boss thinks I do since a week: downloading a script
What my family thinks I do: repairing computers
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I often dream that I discovered a rare edge case in reality that can lead to a crash if corrupted people create any object together. Corrupted state is infectious but due to caching and lazy copying strategies you mainly spread it to previous owners of items you infect. Also I can't edit the code to fix the issue because I'd have to recompile and our world is an in-memory artifact of the current execution.1
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Coding an Augmented Reality with custom implementation.
Coding a 2d UFO game with Unity.
I'm between those two as "most fun coding" -
Be me at new job.
Just learned that bonus is tied to project estimate skills. Range is +- 25% of estimate vs reality.
They are waterfall. I've spent the last three years as Agile. -
> tfw linux disciples feel sooooo cool about being all techy, talking from a high horse while they almost always miss the point and never ever really landed in the economical reality6
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brainstorming to do some opensource work in AR (Augmented Reality) and supporting platform. any nerd out there with same task i have......
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Working on complex invoicing systems. For once, the code is clear, elegant, readable and unit-tested... but I keep forgetting how reality works. If only tax laws were self-documenting.
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Recently briefed a manager that we need to adjust Q2 plans to address the institutional knowledge lost during layoffs.
Yes, I know, write documentation, etc. This is reality, all our shit ain't documented.2 -
Part of me dies a little inside every time I have to log into GoDaddy for any reason. Is this really going to be our reality for the foreseeable future?2
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!rant
Sometimes my friends think I am being a super-hacker but in reality I'm just changing the colors in my tmux.conf -
Looking for job as C# programmer be like:
Job offer: C# Junior Programmer
Expectations: Programming in C#
Reality: Programming in C#, JavaScript, CSS and HTML2 -
I am having a shift of mindset, I learnt programming to create solutions that will make impacts in local communities - I live in Africa ... but lately, I just want to make money, alot of it.
I dont have any inspiration to continue any work for < SGD'S IMPACT PROJECT>. I plan to send my resignation letter to all.
I will probably just remodel/replicate another capilalist business model...
When I am rich enough, I can think about making an impact.4 -
Just discovered megalovania and can't stop listening XD
especially to Reality check though the skull.6 -
When this video (The Expert sketch) became my reality....so many times 😥
https://youtube.com/watch/...1 -
!rant
Any hololens or virtual reality / augmented reality developers here?
If so, mind sharing "lessons learned" experiences with VR / AR programming?3 -
We all have an underlying project; to either sustain this planet or leave it. Hopefully the foundation we leave behind will allow one of those to become reality when it becomes truly pressing.
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In the alternate reality where gamer gate accomplished something and bitterness reigned
https://youtu.be/he613E96E3E -
Few years ago if someone would mention "Javascript" and "Backend" in one sentence, I would burst in laugh. With quick internet scraping I see it's becoming a reality. Quo vadis, orbis?5
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I sometimes want to get angry at github UX but then it turns out that I'm just stupid and the features I was looking for are, in reality, already exactly there.
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Spending more resource on problem solving rather than investing on programming languages. Train people with useful projects rather than small snippets.. Both of these will prepare them for the harsh reality..
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Google thinks that TRIAC was invented on Dec 19, 1963 by General Electric, but in reality the first TRIAC patent was filed on June 22, 1963 by Russian scientists from Saransk.5
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After a year working in an office where everyone worked part time (manager 3h, other programmers 5/6h per day) and I was the only full time employee …
… one day the manager told me: “since today is pre-holiday you can go home one hour early as we usually do”
…usually…
… after a year…
… of many pre-holiday days …
you finally felt that it was the time to inform me that I could have spent less hours in that 💩 office?
Well thanks…
[… finally I don’t feel so guilty for going home just 5 minutes after the others left the office because there was nothing to do …] -
IO18 has truely declared that Android is not jist an OS, its a completely Alive AI powered next reality, and wayyyy more ahead into future than other OS.1
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Reality > Perception (GitHub)
Vue.js has more stars than React.js
Flask has more stars than Django
Sometimes puzzled to guess who should be the industry leader1 -
I have dreamed of this feature since the very first release of Visual Studio Code. But now, finally, that dream has become a reality.
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Oops, it seems I am ”in the flow” already.... dreamt about the right way to write functions to fix a bug. Wake up to ”functions” in mind in a romantic way 🌚
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* before joining platform dev team *
"I wish I could always install the latest sw; then I would have all the cool stuff…"
* now *
"I wish I didn't need to live on pre-beta; none of my tools work properly anymore…" -
hey guys what do you think about MR.ROBOT serial? how much its close to reality? you recommend or not? actually i'm not a series fan but i like to taste.6
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Accept objective reality as is. Be positive in your mental reality. But do not construct delusional reality which blurs between the two.11
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I’m in love with Reality Winner. I don’t know, there is just something uncanny about her. The age, the eyes, the look, the whole fucking story, US government, her pink AR-15, I just… don’t know. I feel manipulated and mesmerized. I feel like I’m Odysseus, and she’s a siren. I don’t even know _what_ is so attractive in her, whatever it is… dear Reality, it worked. Congratulations.
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So after acquiring github...
a few moments later...
cortana access github
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Expected result: cortana produces project from requirements
Reality: cortana feel shame on it's code after looking much better code exist on github. -
When your boss says 'GOOD JOB' but in reality you just trade the stock market the whole day. hehe
Any developers slash traders here?5 -
When I was 10 I fell in love with designing DnD type games on paper, and I knew I was going to take that childhood passion and dream and make it a reality
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I'm developing an android app that collect geolocalized data from users, give them information about the service, and added some augmented reality functions.
I need to create a web app that will be linked with the android app, showing graph about users data in a dashboard. Which JS framework you will choose to create the dashboard? -
One has to wonder at your choices in themes of dystopia and mind blowing reality bending.
You'd think the standard reason of watching these forms of media to escape REALITY would influence your selections.2 -
Guys did you ever worked with augmented reality? How is xloudia's service? I looked through many sdks and there's may be the one that best fits my needs.. however it's not the most popular one. Any thoughts?1
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!rant
Just a little questiom. What's the movie or TV series where you've seen a hacking scene which is probably very close to reality?6 -
A movie about a developer will be black and white. Either black should exist or white. Both appears to co exists but in reality may be not.2
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