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Cognitive Machine Learning Professional 2 at Humana
Skills

Java, Python, R, Hadoop, Tensorflow, Spark, SQL
Website

http://www.medium.com/@mailamit70
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AmitNaik07

Joined devRant on 3/3/2017

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Today my project manager called Hadoop a data warehouse and a Big Data lake in a meeting. I couldn't decide whether to laugh my ass off or spend the next 30 mins explaining to her what Hadoop actually is.

rant #rant #hadoop #uppermanagement #knowurbasics

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Debugging Spark errors is frustrating. Been running a model which takes an hour only to come across errors. And it's not even related to my code. Something to do with the cluster. FML

rant pyspark hadoop spark

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I've been meaning to work with the Spotify's Python API 'Spotipy'. Any good suggestions to make anything cool with it? Can include Machine Learning, IOT, etc.

question spotify projects api python 3

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Programmer: Son, count to 10.
4 year old son: 1,2,3..
Programmer: Stop, you are not my son.

joke/meme

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Does anyone really use Processing for Data Visualization? It's the fucking worst tool ever for visualizing data.
They barely have any forums either.

rant #spareme #datanalytics

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Real programmers count from 0 not 1

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Q: What's the object oriented way to become wealthy?

A: Inheritance

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When you want to work on something important but Windows has other things in mind...😥😥

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When you realize IBM should have actually been the abbreviated form for I Blame Microsoft..

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I'd rather deal with the problems of my girlfriend than deal with the problems of Windows 😪😪

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