Yo mama so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB

Guys help me choose
I need to buy a laptop for development

Dell XPS 13
Thinkpad X1 Carbon
MacBook pro 13" without touch pad
Or something else?

Which one should I go for?
Budget: 1.3L INR (~2000usd)

Anyone wanna start a i3wm addiction support group with me? I think I have a problem ;_;

Probably old but made me laugh way more than it should have XD

What are you guys reading?
I just finished Rich Dad Poor Dad and gonna start the art of learning by Joshua Waitzkin.

Hey! What are your favourite YouTube channels?

Mine is Agadmator's chess channel.

I hacked this mini-project yesterday night, Computer generated photo-montage by scenes extracted from the movie.
It's an end to end python script which will work for any video and a high res poster.

Operating system mini project ideas. Would like to complete it within a week.

http://tonsky.me/blog/...

This is eye opening

In three years, I switched from i3 wm on arch to i3 wm on Ubuntu 16.04 and recently to gnome on Ubuntu 18.04. It sounds like a massive downgrade but I like the normie life for now, it let's me focus on more important things than writing my own scripts to reset the brightness.

Any chess fans here?

Which laptop do you use?

What are your thoughts on marijuana? Have you ever coded while being high?

DBMS teacher flunked me mostly because of bad handwriting. :|
It's okay because I already earn more then he does. :)

Which energy drink do you guys prefer?

Hi! It's my first time working as a professional developer and I am the team lead. Where can I find a a set of programming guidelines which we can edit a bit according to our needs and follow so there is consistency?
We are using python.

How much do you earn? Are you satisfied?

Is there anyone who works full-time remotely for a company which is based in some other country?
Not as a freelancer but as a proper employee.

How much time will it take to learn docker?
I want to containerize python deep learning models, which you tensorflow and mxnet.

fucking exams (._.

@dfox, what's the stack of Devrant? What is it made of. (^^)

Share your online portfolio/personal website/landing page.
Please suggest some good templates for a portfolio website/landing page.

Does anyone use ZMQ in production?

What podcasts are you guys listing to?
I love 'How I build this' and 'This week in ML and AI'

I am surrounded by dumbfucks :|

What's the average hourly rate do you guys charge as a freelancer?

What kind of music do you guys listen to while coding?

For some weird reason my concentration increases while listening to pop, which I usually hate.

DOCUMENT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CODE!

Just tried scp to transfer data directly from aws to my local machine, cool shit

Attaboy IE