Valentines day, other people buy flowers. I buy bread instead.

I've been buying a giant loaf of sour dough bread for years and my wife is just as happy.

Why buy flowers and see it die when you can eat bread. It's just makes more sense logically.

AWS sent us notification saying our EC2 instance is about to be retired due to hardware degradation and scheduled for 22nd Feb.
Problem is... They've already pulled the plug to the instance without warning....
So here I am, trying to get the server back online after 4 beers....

Introducing my everyday weapon against bugs.
Colour pattern to change depending on my mood or my rage against PEBKAC.

Bash on Ubuntu on Windows. Yay!

Started work at 9am, finished work at midnight... FML...

Work deadlines sucks... Website finally ready for QA test after working non-stop for 16 hours
:(

The satisfaction a developer get when you see something hacked publicly.

"please sends us UDIDs of your test iOS devices"
Client sends them in in screenshots...

Blue screen of sadness...

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Perform code review and see stuff like this...
var count = dbContext.Posts.ToList().Count();

Selecting millions of rows from database just to get a count...