When you realize you insulted a chief of armed forces

😂😂😂😂

Holy shit my wife is pregnant.

IE is the best !

dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?

me: how long?

dude: as short as possible

me: sure buddy

😂😂

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

I'm like...

Command executed..

Leaving the EU is like firing your QA team.

It feels good for a bit...

Just keep it cool... 😂

I like to get hands on with my fixes.

HTML + CSS

CLIENT "So my nephew who does stuff with computers built it and we are ok with how it all works so don't worry about changing that. "

DEV "so like you have a public form with no input filtering, spam mitigation let alone sanitization or remote concern for security. Basically you have a Json flat file that is 34mbs of links to, viagra, replica watches, nock off name brands and one real estate company. It is getting about 15 submissions an hour. Since you don't want me changing how it works are you happy to just leave all that ?"

CLIENT "no no we don't want all that but we have no route to delete it, can you just stop all the spam and let us continue on?"

DEV "ok so back to my first question can we rebuild all of this properly, or do you really want to just leave it all"

:/ FML

Stackoverflow is down. I'm no longer a developer.

Real life scripts

Can I get a ++ from all the lady developers on this app or from anyone who supports women in STEM? Signed, a fellow female engineer

Try/Catch in the real world.

"How did the last push to prod go?"

In full knowledge I'll never get an 100 1+ rant, I've made my own devRant stressball

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

Laught out loud, had to share it here

Sometimes it gets physical.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

Damn visual studio 15 crashing yet again !!

that moment when the client reports a bug on the website, and you ask if they cleared the cache, but you fix the bug in the meantime...

Multi-threaded programming explained with puppies...

Using your root privileges wisely..

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}