Same thing I do every night, try and take over the world.

If an AtomicInteger was a woman, I'd marry her

Fuck insomnia. Fuck it right in its overly alert, not at all tired face. Could I just for one night actually sleep and not wake up 2 hours later? Please?!

Nothing to add ;)

I thought we are friends and than you opened gedit ... 😟

I want my tombstone to write : "This stone is a symbolic link to my soul."

Tip of the day ;-)

Well got a phone call today and long story short is I have been given a probationary 5 week contract for my dream job, gonna be honest, kinda excited! :-D

!rant - developers figured out flipkart should focus web instead of mobile-only, before the company changed strategy ???

How Programmers review code

If your code compiles at your first attempt, try again because you are breaking the Murphy lay. The space-time could be damaged.

Wanted to make a python script that makes a file, deletes it, make another one with incremented title, deletes it and so on.
Fucked something up and ended up with ~20k files before ending the script few seconds later.
Gotta love the ideas you get in the middle of the night

Naiive

Forgot syntax. Google "jquery xxx function". Click on w3 link. Copy and paste.

Hit Save shortcut keys another 4 times just to be sure..

The constant feeling that devs online are far better than myself.

Staring at the screen trying to remember something to rant...

CSS is not important they said. I see senior devs spending more time adjusting a button than setting up an API.

Too lazy to resume coding. Professionally slack off by tidying up codes. Using Beautify.

Work at a media company that reports political news. The government tries to block, launch DDoS attacks, and send a group of thugs to protest outside the office. How to migrate to Canada again?

Devrant should have a snippet of the rant that is being 1+ or commented. And should combine notifs for the same rant. Easier maybe?

If you miss a semicolon, reload and shoot again.

If you miss a semicolon, reload and shoot again.

Uikit is probably the worst CSS framework out there. PHP is the slowest server side ever. My company use both. 😞

Me : Let's just use CDN.
Former boss (fb) : What's that?
Me : You fetch JS and CSS files online. Faster.
Fb: No! Download it!
Me: Why?
Fb: What if there's no internet?!
Me: ... it's a website...

ytcfg is not defined.
Latest bullshit I have to deal with.

It's weird to see people browsing through social media so seriously. Like debugging.

I remember when I can start typing
$(document).ready(function(){

})
Without copy pasting.

And Linus goes best GPU under 500$ bla bla bla. In other countries, you times that price by the exchange rate, then tax, and fuck it's 2k. And I make like 3k per month as a dev. That's not even 1k USD..

The moment you shorten Stack Exchange to S-Exchange.