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I am all the stereotypes: play DnD, lots of video games, skinny white guy into asian girls, usually quiet, think I'm smarter than everyone, what else...
Skills

C#, SQL, Android, I can jump into most anything
Location

Los Angeles

Joined devRant on 10/8/2017

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Got this in a fortune cookie the other day right after I released a new app.

random

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Quitting a job be like**

joke/meme devrant quitting job meme wk101

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1. Buy a new car for my parents
2. Get a coder girlfriend
3. Marry her

rant wk100

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Microsoft Word is the best IDE ever built

rant ide microsoft word

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Win a game of ftl

rant wk100

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Tempted to root my phone purely to remove the long term Volume exposure warning (and the subsequent auto-lowering of it).

Fuck you, you don't know me. Maybe I want tinnitus.

rant warning volume root music

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☁☁☁☁☁☁

joke/meme

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Since I've lost my job, I have been considering becoming a traveling musician. I'm getting pretty good at playing guitar. Kinda feel like I'd miss coding though. What y'all think?

rant

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Just found out I got into the early admit & software engineering program at a good school!!! August can't come soon enough

rant

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Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
- "No..."
- "Inheritance."

joke/meme
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1) Build a time machine
2) travel to week 0
3) tell people that they end up accomplishing nothing

rant wk100

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More money.

rant wk100

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Linux is quite user friendly. It's just a bit picky in choosing its friends.

joke/meme

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Replace at least 1 person at my current employers with automated scripts.

rant wk100

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I have been destroyed

joke/meme debugging
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To be doing what I am doing now.

rant wk100
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0. Get a raise
1. Nove out
2. Learn GoLang
3. Have a threesome
4. More weed
5. Build a blockchain project

rant wk100

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Get a girlfriend
Finish the first 200 project Euler exercises
Write some really cool shit
Get promoted

rant wk100
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1) Build enough confidence to ask a girl out for a date.

2) find a girl to ask for a date.

3) ???

4) profit

rant wk100

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Stay sane

rant wk100

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A moment of silence for the people working on weekends #respect.

rant weekend works....

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150million players worldwide and 10m downloads?
Damn.

rant the fuck.

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Clearly Emojicode is the best programming language. If you disagree, you're wrong.

rant all other languages are inferior emojicode

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git commit -m "fix"

rant wk99

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So c# has its own system.collections.list and system.collections.generics.list<type> classes. And this guy wrote his own list (no generics) using an object[] array which always had same size.

rant wk99

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Who decides the question of the week? its 100 weeks of devrant i guess, this monday.
@dfox Should have a party and poll on it

question wk100 wk100 is soon

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Hmm... It's true??

joke/meme

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Will I be the only one who misses this key on the keyboards of some modern laptops?

rant

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Me: I love You
Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: pip install I love You
Her: I love you too

joke/meme python 3 python

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caught 👀

joke/meme devops

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