Hello darkness, my old friend... devRant dark theme coming soon

devranters account registration could include coding knowledge test to keep out snooping PMs? but instead of denying them access on failure it could just silently filter them all to their own channel >:)

Guess who is the one who deals with the merges and Deploy.... yep, not my partner :/

QA Engineer walks into a bar
Orders a beer
Orders 0 beers
Orders 999999999 beers
Orders a lizard
Orders -1 beers
Tries to exit without paying

we ALL should admit it.

A guy is sitting at a bar when the guy next to him lights up a cigarette. Horrified, the guy turns to him and says "hey! Don't you know the surgeon general warns that cigarettes can cause cancer!?" The guy next to him replies "I'm a software developer, I don't care about warnings. Only errors"

Writing css feels like playing Jenga.

That moment when you already used i, j and k for variable names in your loops.

When TV shows or movies show IP addresses with numbers greater than 255 :/

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

When your professor tries to tell you no one uses git in industry and you feel bad for all the other students who believe him. Side note: he is convinced everyone uses subversion.

When a recruiter puts Java in a job spec when they mean JavaScript

True, it is true

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"