Yeap... This shit is getting out of control...

Decentralized blockchain government.

I have always had the fantasy to build a function in my developments that upon start would check if my user still is enabled in the Active Directory, and if not then shut down the application. Never done it... yet.

found this gem today.
P.S.
captcha - Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart.
ahh, seems promising!!

So,this happened in Chicago.
Btw my first post :)

logger.info(String.Format(" User {0} changed their password from {1} to {2}", username, oldPassword, newPassword))

Production system. Plaintext log.

Sometimes we say the customers they have to clear their browser cache but actually we are fixing the bugs they just found while talking with them on the phone.

when its linux birthday

If we ever colonize Mars or if we even go further I am already feeling sorry for the poor bloke that will have to work on DateTime library.

Debuging 101

1 You open the project.
2 Run the app and replicate the bug.
3 Stop the app.
4 Stare at your code for like 15 mins and change nothing.

5 you re-run the app and hopes that it would fix on its own even if you didnt do anything.

SQL joke:

A man walks into a bar and sees two tables. Says 'Can I join you?

The best thing about boolean is that even if you are wrong, you are only wrong by a bit.

RIP Louie

I don't code. I breed bugs.

Mindblowing CSS answer from one of our students, yesterday:
```
li{color:blue;}
li{color:red;}
```
=> Final color of <li>?
- Purple!
:-O

Dear StackOverflow-Team,
How can I be productive, if you show me those kind of "Hot network questions"?

I think today I'm gonna work like a stack: Last in, first out.

The overhead on my JS projects is killing me. Today, I went to implement a simple feature on a project I haven't touched in a few weeks. I wasted 80% of my time on mindless setup crap.

- "Ooh, a simple new feature to implement. Let's get crackin'!"
- update 1st party lib
- ....hmm, better update node modules
- and Typescript typings while I'm at it
- "ugh yeah," revert one node module to outdated version because of that one weird proxy bug
- remove dead tsd references
- fix TS "errors" generated by new typings
- fix bug in 1st party lib
- clean up some files because the linter is nagging me
- pee
- change 6 lines of code <-- the work
- commit!

hmmm😃

My project manager sent this to me today.