"Hardcode it for now so the client can test it, then we'll fix it later."

Never fixed.

Get into bed.

Gets all comfy.

About to drift off.

Realizes solution for the problem I have spent all week on.

Now wide awake.

Guess who's not sleeping tonight!

Friend texted me some binary.

Decided to impress him and decode it by hand.

Spent 5 minutes decoding "I eat ass".

Creating porn websites.

I'm a simple man

This made me laugh XD

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Keep your rubber friend away from high temperature :(

//not mine

What were you doing?

From an email from Microsoft Support...

*sigh*

A moment of respect to people who willingly spend time to help out other people on sites such as StackOverflow

Welp my game dev career is over.

Pretty accurate ....

Patch ASAP....

If it wasn't for coding I wouldn't have met my boyfriend. 😊

We started working at the same place and position with 2 weeks apart, and quite quickly we turned into best coding buddies which eventually turned into more!

2,5 yrs later we no longer work together in the same company, but we do live together and code together on side projects at home ☺️

Watched so many tutorials recently, my inner English voice started having an Indian accent!

When i was 16 i said fuck school, i will be a game developer. Of course everyone said noop, you will not, grow up. Now i am 20 and a game developer with a highly paid job. The people said to grow up are either unemployed or doing shitty jobs. Also i never finished school :D

Finally, my computer reflects my personality!

I'd stay away from that 🐕 ...