StackOverflow is a funny place (http://stackoverflow.com/a/2276604/...)

Taken from the current issue of The New Yorker

Mean while BDSM clubs use Windows Vista

One of those days 😂🚴🏼💥

Programmers life

Rest in peace bro ..!

> gets rejected from upwork
> builds alternative to upwork
> gets funded by old client who uses upwork
> origin story complete

Who else think this is awesome

Msgbox - the poor man's break point.

so I'm in a quandary, I'm in a place that gives me lots of freedom and the room and respect to implement my ideas and i get lots of praise but the pay is not very good and the technology is old, i have quite a few opportunities to move for much more money, better technology and training and guidance but then i would not get so much freedom.

I'm a mid-level full-stack c# but I'm spending more time in meetings and writing business cases/documentation than i am coding these days plus i have noone to teach me better practices or tell me off for sloppy code apart from myself.
i would like to stay in my current place - they have been very good to me and are pushing to meet my needs but i will be putting in a lot of effort by myself to push the technology forward.
i enjoy the challenges but i want to make sure my coding skills are always improving.

so I'm thinking either stay and force myself to spend time creating personal git projects / work on open source, or just leave.

also any recommendations on open source projects to get started on?

Drinking Mode, phone, drunk

sleep!

Q: How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a hardware problem.

I explain what im doing to someone else and ask the question "does that make sense or am i just being a twat?" most of my colleagues are honest enough to answer "you're being a twat because..." if im doing something mental

Old but gold

Coding style is like fart. Everyone is ok with their own but think everybody else's stink

any ideas on getting into the "zone" quicker? always have trouble especially at home 🐒

!rant

my sister cracked the screen on her phone and tried to show me by taking a screenshot

Finally Its that time of week.