Future pickup lines.
...
(Some random conversation)
...
Girl :- So what do you do for a
living ?
Me :- Umm, I am a writer.
Girl :- Oh ! Wow, Awesome. What
do you write ?
Me :- Well, you know.
Code. I write code.

One of the many joys in a programmers life

Anyone Linux user here in devRant ? If yes, what distribution are you running ?

When I was in my second semester of college I was tasked with creating a file encrypt/decrypt program. Take in normal textfiles and spit out a new random text and symbols file. I worked on it for two weeks and read up on all different encryption types and stuff. I was so excited when it was done. After it was done compiling I tried it out on its own source code. Encrypto.c and named the output file Encrypto.c 😰 The next thing I did was google " best version control and how to use it."

Client A: "so we using cloud-based server? is it safe? will raining cause data leak? you know rain water is from cloud? how you guys manage to control it???"

Me: "??????"

Got my devrant stickers :D 😆

The fact...

compression level maximum

Just spotted a public WiFi called "Martin Router King".

I have a stream.

Lesson #2731 - A backup on the same device is not a backup.

Last year I applied for a similar position to that I have now (Front-end Dev), but with a higher salary and less responsibility.

The interview went fairly well I thought, but I was also given a short written exam, where I was supposed to point out errors in the code provided. I'm certain I got everything right but I took too long (about 20 minutes for 20 questions) and they got inpatient pressing me several times.

My excuse was that I haven't used a pen in about 3 years. My hand didn't know what was happening! Who even writes anything anymore nowadays?!

Yeah dude, if I'm wearing my headphones it means "do not disturb"

The interviewer pointed out that I missed a semi-colon on the whiteboard code .I was like... sorry, but the whiteboard can't compile this code!

...and I wasn't selected! -.-"

I wanna watch that one

"What the hell, you got some custom tuning package?"

No man, it's called DevRant, it's awesome, spread the love!

Close enough!

1998:
- Don't get in strangers' card
- Don't meet people from internet

2016:
- Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car