Best weather for coding :)

Boss: don't worry about the architecture, it's an one-off project, just make it work...

2 months later...

Boss: hey, remember that one-off project? we need to add in a few more features... Also can we reuse that code for this new one-off project we have to do for this new client?

DND please... jejeje

New double tap anywhere on rant for ++1 is a game changer. Real cool. Great work @dfox @trogus

"I have 50$ for an e-commerce website"

every Upwork job post

*You can't make this shit up*

Recruiter: Hi, I saw your profile on LinkedIn and I think I have a great programmer opportunity for you today! Can you tell me a little bit about your experience?

Me: Sure, I mostly work with JavaScript and C# and have several years of experience in designing, developing, and deploying enterprise-level applications in production environments.

Recruiter: Hmm, um OK. Have you ever created programs using InDesign or Microsoft Word?

Me: Excuse me?

Recruiter: You know, anything like pamphlets or event brochures?

Me: Are you talking about physical paper programs such as those that accompany events/conferences?!

Recruiter: Yes! What else would I be taking about?

Me: I'm in the software development industry, so I thought you were talking about programming in that context.

Recruiter: Oh no! Those positions are for the men, sweety. I mean, I wouldn't expect any women to know that other techy stuff...

*Hangs up*

Client keeps asking about their website and why it isn't ready, and I keep asking them for their content 🙈

😂😂😂😂😂

At work I put my headphone with no music just to be left alone, you ?

Call internet provider to ask about a problem :
costumer service: in order to help you, I need to know what windows version do you use, Windows 8, windows 7...
Me: I use linux
Costumer service : I'm sorry, we don't provide support to Windows Linux

For every Js developer out there 😂

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

Fork? Nah, write our own.

Those days when you shut down computer and accidentally see your face reflected on the black screen just thinking "...what am i doing with my life?"...

The Captain Obvious commenter:

// account deletion
account.delete()

// check results
if results.any()

.... which eventually leads confusing unmaintained comments

The last known image of a Cobol developer. #conspiracy #Illuminati