"The time it takes to make a decision increases as the number of alternatives increases. " - Hick’s Law

Y’all need to stop scrolling and go back to work

Angry customer (😤): Your software is still too slow!!!
Me (🙄): It's running good all in all. Let's divide this into smaller aspects. Which steps do you need to perform faster?
😤: Every step needs to be as fast as google!
🙄: But our software ain't google, not even to mention your infrastructure
😤: Everything needs to run in 2 seconds!!!
🙄: You aren't helping in any way. We need something to grasp...
😤: It's all your fault.

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Sometimes I feel I'm an app developer, a web developer, a sysadmin, an ethical hacker and a programmer who's comfortable in several languages. At other times, I feel like I just know how to use the internet.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

client emails they are furious that changes were pushed at end of day and we broke the website. Being up at 11:30pm to fix changes to make client happy so they can test website over weekend for a Tuesday launch.

Creating PHP Sites in class:

Teacher: Right guys open your DreamWeaver Code

Me: I found it easier to use Sublime, Just need to do the CSS

Teacher: I don't think you can create a style sheet without DreamWeaver

Me: 🙄🙄🖕👏👏👏👍

😂😂😂

When cancel operation lasts longer than actual task.

that moment when you write 100 lines of code for particular purpose and at last you find built in function for that purpose
f**k f**k f**k