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@Stuxnet they will think op is incompetent
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@rEaL-jAsE Or charge by the hour, to fap at home and call them once every while with the question: "So I have improved loading speed of page x by 4.3%, could you test it for me while I work on page y?"
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@Stuxnet maybe unconscious would be another good one 😁
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@gitlog AAAAARGH!
Jesus, Apple are fucking amazing at design! A keyboard I need to prop up with a book and a mouse I can't use w...
Angry customer (😤): Your software is still too slow!!!
Me (🙄): It's running good all in all. Let's divide this into smaller aspects. Which steps do you need to perform faster?
😤: Every step needs to be as fast as google!
🙄: But our software ain't google, not even to mention your infrastructure
😤: Everything needs to run in 2 seconds!!!
🙄: You aren't helping in any way. We need something to grasp...
😤: It's all your fault.
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