When a live demo works during a talk

I'm interviewing for a full stack developer position next week. Although I've over 10 years of experience and working as one right now (although in a shitty company), I'm fucking nervous!

What should I tell my boss if he wants me to hand over root passwords to everyone in the office just cause there should be more than one person available to handle problems if I'm not available.

All these other people in the office have no experience with Linux or servers at alll and will fuck it up I know for sure.

Did I just see stories on Facebook too now?

What do they want?!

Just had a fierce exchange of texts with the boss cause I couldn't make it today cause of some family issues.

To quit or not to quit is the question?

If devRant ever opens up a public API I'm gonna build a dating app

Work on this new project or go out have beer?

It's only once a year?

Just got a new client to do all their invoicing for their 900 clients.
Just got ALL of their customer data in an excel sheet.
Is this what they mean when they say they won't share any personal details with a 3rd party?

Guy! Quick help wanted! I need to show my girlfriend some rant that she'll understand!

My boss has a camera in the office for "security" reasons and I happen to be just right under it, exposing my computer screens to it. So I wrote a script that sends me an email whenever the camera port is accessed.

When you find it amusing that your boss thinks you can copy and paste SEO from one website to another, you know you've given up.

Telling me how to do my job

Just ran into this guy, claims 100% security. Anyone up for a challenge?

Go for a smoke break, sleep, or take rest of the day off depending on how "stuck" you are. Always seem to work.

We need jswhatsapp like jsrant

Moved server and I was fucking sure that I transferred everything.

Guess what?

When your boss thinks Pokemon is actually pronounced pokeman and everyone else just says it wrong.

Having a day where everything is your fault

This happened about a month ago with my realtor while she was reading a clause from the lawyer that she needed to put on the offer.

Realtor: hey you're in tech *points at her phone and then on the paper*, can you copy and put it here.

How would you handle a noob who hasn't committed in weeks and when he does, gets like a million conflicts.

Months after joining devRant, and seeing all the people with 5000 +1s while I'm still stuck at 400, I think of them as people with gold badges on stackoverflow as I bury deep down into the abyss of my social failure again.

When an intern makes a Wordpress website for a nonprofit and leaves the theme default logo, and it gets printed on all the collateral.

When you're at a dinner and your friends girlfriend is a PM for past 15 years and you automatically hate her for the rest of the evening.

The most popular line of a PM

"You just gotta change a few things, most of it is the exact same thing"

Need an iPhone app to automatically call girlfriend on birthday at 12am and actually carry out a conversation in your voice so you can sleep.

When boss wants you to work a little longer and brings you beer.

Sureeee.

You know you're in shit when you take out the disk and put it in a new machine and rebuild the raid and lose all the data

That feeling when you wanna work on something of your own so bad but don't know on what.

About 6 years ago, my boss found out about social media and how he could use it to boost his business. So he created a Facebook page.

A week later he called me to his office and asked me to move the page's profile picture from left to right. I told him this was not possible and was something Facebook doesn't allow us to do.

Next thing I know he started telling me to check and try before I say no, and should never say no as anything was possible.

Obviously, I quit.

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