The American political system. That's one hell of a bug

Typing 'pubic' instead of 'public' is always fun!

Ok, so I will just click on 'No' ... oh wait...

Clients who request unnecessary features just because "our competitors have it".

Who else is obsessed about always using the right fonts

Friend - Hey man, why so angry?

Me - Nothing on my fucking page is
styling correctly!

Friend - Lemme see your code...
You know you forgot the
semicolon on your first CSS
line right?

Me - ... OH FUUUCCCKKK

True story....

IKEA hoped for a line break

Worst part:

Either "Can you fix my PC, it won't start"

Or "Can you hack <some instance here> for me because <some stupid reason>

Q: Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Learn LISP they said, it will be fun they said!

A friend of mine once went into a library and opened a cmd on one of the computers, to run a little batch rename script on his usb stick. 5 minutes later he got kicked out because they though he was hacking the computer 😅

Person: Can you hack this person for me?

Me: I don't know how to hack.

Person: C'mon please? I heard you were good with computers.

My face as said person says that: 😑

Worst part is having every single idiot you know (and their friends) ask you for computer help.

Hey, can you check why my tv doesn't access to Netflix? You know about computers, don't you?
Me: 😕

Stop developing new frameworks please! For the love of god. I want to have a life!

Everytime...

Having to talk to non technical people and explain them technical things. Painful in every sense of the word. :(

The worst thing of being a dev nowadays is feeling useless when you lack internet access...