Criteria for selecting beta testers at my company:

!rant

The AH-MAZ-ING feeling you get when you write 200 lines of code without compiling and everything just works as planned!!!

YAY!

Naming variables and functions.

So I have spent the entire morning trying to fix null values in the database, because they keep fucking up my code.

I hate the fucking person who made the database at the place I work, dude has not heard of a thing called NOT NULL!!!

So a car hit me while I was riding the bike back from work and I fractured my collarbone. And I have to wear a sling on my left arm 24/7 for 4 weeks now.

But that's not the worst part.

Coding with one hand is.